Maul F Tompkins

Good God! My arm!

[Maul F Tompkins @MaulFTompkins]

Cominout of hibernation RT @PFTompkins I don't know what happened, but I have apparently been UN-verified. What's up with that, @twitter?

[Maul F Tompkins @MaulFTompkins]

If you aren't listening to the @Pod_F_Tompkast then you deserve to be mauled. And I LOVE to maul.

[Maul F Tompkins @MaulFTompkins]

@PFTompkins Finally! Now I can go back to just being a regular bear with a twitter account. I HAVE NO PURPOSE ANYMORE.

[Maul F Tompkins @MaulFTompkins]

I'm sick and tired of @PFTompkins not being verified! Also, this whole hibernation business. I have stuff to maul! #verifypft

[Maul F Tompkins @MaulFTompkins]

Hey, @twitter. Why don't you BEARify @PFTompkins! AHOHOHOHO, GET IT? I don't. #jokes #goodtimes #bears #verifypft

[Maul F Tompkins @MaulFTompkins]

Don't get between a mother bear and @PFTompkin's verification! Believe me I've tried and I slept on the couch that night. Jokes! #verifypft

[Maul F Tompkins @MaulFTompkins]

I am hungry... for @PFTompkins to get verified! Also, hikers and salmon. Bears know what I'm talking about, c'mon! #verifypft

[Maul F Tompkins @MaulFTompkins]

@twitter I will maul you if @PFTompkins isn't verified by the next full moon! I will also accept a truckload of pic-a-nic baskets!#verifypft

[Maul F Tompkins @MaulFTompkins]

It's hard to get intimate with a lady when you love to maul. Fellas know what I'm talking about!

[Maul F Tompkins @MaulFTompkins]

Don't you hate it when your mauling a backpacker and his walking stick pokes you in the eye? C'mon! Am I right?

[Maul F Tompkins @MaulFTompkins]

Watch out, @PFTompkins. I'm about to launch my career as a bear comedian.

[Maul F Tompkins @MaulFTompkins]

@PFTompkins Ahhhhh, bears! My beautiful, beautiful face. If only I had been verified before this untimely accident!