Ryan Maulding

I'm the dude

[Ryan Maulding @MauldingRyan]

Congratulations Donald! You made history being the first president in US history to get a mugshot...

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

fuck around… find out

[Ryan Maulding @MauldingRyan]

@Bully you kicked ass in Asheville!!! Thanks

[revolvermag @Revolvermag]

💄 TOOL's MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN challenged Florida's new anti-drag laws by wearing prosthetic breasts and lipstick during last night's show in Daytona Beach.

📸 See photos of TOOL's whole set https://t.co/maPt3ocMwf

[ESPN @espn]

THE NUGGETS ARE IN THE NBA FINALS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FRANCHISE HISTORY 🤩

[ESPN @espn]

The Lakers have been eliminated from the NBA playoffs.

[Ryan Maulding @MauldingRyan]

@Nahfioso

[Noam Talmbout @Nahfioso]

*and his wife & kids. Who then went on to repopulate the world through incest.

[Ryan Maulding @MauldingRyan]

I agree #InRodWeTrust

[orangie @orangie]

@Canes @rnd_brewing Canes in 7 guys trust 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[Ryan Maulding @MauldingRyan]

@GailSimone For reals.....Babs humbled Black Canary

[Ryan Maulding @MauldingRyan]

@espn If they penalties weren't called by blind people I think it would be even. Just saying......begin the Florida man hate tweets....

[Ryan Maulding @MauldingRyan]

I think I speak for all sports fans....I hate inconsistent penalties that don't work both ways. It's BS!!!!!!
For Basketball, Football, Baseball (imaginary strike zone that could be Lazer regulated), and HOCKEY!!!
If it was called for one it should be called for ALL!

[Ryan Maulding @MauldingRyan]

Ok so I am very superstitious(iwas born aCubs fan)so I have traditions when I watch my favorite sports teams.this is now the 4th the OT for the Hurricanes and 1:40 am on the east coast. I have to work soon later today...but I can't stop watching the game+I can't take off my shirt

[Ryan Maulding @MauldingRyan]

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[Ryan Maulding @MauldingRyan]

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[Ryan Maulding @MauldingRyan]

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[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

When you lose your mom in the grocery store

[Ryan Maulding @MauldingRyan]

Off the Galaxy stories and back to the old school planet earth (for now?)

[Hanna Yates @hannaRyates]

You wanna know what confidence looks like?!? Jordan Martinook. Bar down. 4-game point streak, 4 point night already and there’s a period to go. Wowza🔥🔥🔥

[Ryan Maulding @MauldingRyan]

@Canes Let's go!!!!! #InRodWeTrust

[Noam Talmbout @Nahfioso]

I feel safer with trans folk and drag queens than Christians.

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