Maura

thick thighs and thin patience💖💜💙

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

[Maura @MauraElskamp]

Cancelling cancel culture because y’all are annoying AS FUCK 🥰

[When is parade? @TheJobIsDone]

He was a punk ☠️
She did ballet 🌸

[b✨ @pYSLrada]

WOW!!!!!! backstage pics at miss sohee ss26 so dreamyyyy

[fearedlaker @fearedlaker]

Happy Valentines Day😂💕

[La Mode Unknown @LaModeUnknown]

The BURNED ROSES deconstructed dress by Chama.🪡

[jamie 🐾 @jordynsleftbrow]

me sneaking into sabrina carpenter’s birthday party

[StatMuse @statmuse]

6-0

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Fun fact: The Mavericks are undefeated this season when Dwight Powell plays at least 25 minutes.

[Maura @MauraElskamp]

Met my 🐐 tonightttt @DwightPowell33

[Maura @MauraElskamp]

Sum slight 😎🤑

[jay 🇵🇭 @braunology]

jokic courtside outfit idea

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

this emoji is for when a bad bіtch tells you to do something

[MavsMuse @MavsMuse]

Dwight Powell just became the 1st player in Mavs franchise history with exactly 1 point and 11 rebounds in a game. Legendary.

[Maura @MauraElskamp]

The holidays don’t bring joy, they bring bad drivers to your city 😔

[jamie 🐾 @sabrinasbeatle]

sabrina carpenter DO NOT listen to this. make as much christmas music as you want. more than that, even.

[Maura @MauraElskamp]

Mavs against good teams vs mavs against bad teams

[Josh Bowe @Boweman55]

the mavericks beating the nuggets, rockets, heat and pistons in the last two weeks but losing to the jazz would be pretty funny.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Did you know, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid, that doesn't fit any of your containers.

[ٰ @notsorealfgs]

feel free to dress slutty at my funeral it’s what i would have wanted