Laura Marshall

The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead

[Laura Marshall @MauraLarshall]

This is urgent - join me emailing MPs ahead of crucial Gaza #CeasefireNOW vote next week. Put pressure on parliament using @PSCupdates online action https://t.co/M4l3l52wn8

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

. @SuellaBraverman ignore the haters babe ❤️❤️❤️ (by haters I mean the royal court of justice)

[Laura Marshall @MauraLarshall]

Mad how a little sun makes you feel like life is worth living

[Laura Marshall @MauraLarshall]

Men will say ‘bUT WHaT aBOuT MeN’ when we talk about sexual violence against women then reply to tweets like this saying they wished they got raped as a teenage boy

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

A 45-year-old cheer coach charged with rape after allegedly having sex with her daughter's 16-year-old boyfriend 300 times.

[Laura Marshall @MauraLarshall]

@kickingupfuss The one with the woman’s distorted face?! It made me want to be sick

[Laura Marshall @MauraLarshall]

Started selling clothes on Vinted to make a little cash and get rid of some old clothes, but so far all I’ve done is spend the little cash I’ve made on other peoples second hand clothes

[Laura Marshall @MauraLarshall]

Many people: Morrissey is a lyrical genius

Morrissey: 🎶 You are a flatulent pain in the ass 🎶

[edgarwright @edgarwright]

Happy underage drinking day to those who celebrate…x

[Bruce Campbell @GroovyBruce]

Wishing you the happiest Ash Wednesday from our family at Evil Dead Rise.

[Laura Marshall @MauraLarshall]

Lmao

[YOU @YouNetflix]

replace the last image with a screenshot of the last text you sent. no cheating.

[brandon* @brndxix]

me giving a 5/5 to a movie with mixed reviews cause i’m very easy to please

[Laura Marshall @MauraLarshall]

Nobody:

A period tracking app: You may feel HORNY today. Here’s what to expect 👉

[Laura Marshall @MauraLarshall]

Of all the silly little plans made in the group chat I can’t believe this one made it

[Laura Marshall @MauraLarshall]

I’m sick of men

[Laura Marshall @MauraLarshall]

Radio X asked what’s the best song released the year people were born and people are commenting songs from AM’s Favourite Worst Nightmare - the passage of time is cruel and unrelenting

[Laura Marshall @MauraLarshall]

There sure is a lot of harmonica in a song about a piano man

[Laura Marshall @MauraLarshall]

@woody_emma I realised halfway to the next petrol station that I’d not closed the petrol door either so that also adds to the embarrassment

[Laura Marshall @MauraLarshall]

Someone on Reddit once said that petrol pumps reach round to the other side of your car. They don’t always. Learnt that the hard way. It wouldn’t reach, turned to the man in the car behind me, awkwardly shrugged & got back into my car and drove off without buying any petrol 🫣

[Laura Marshall @MauraLarshall]

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