M’aura

That's not how you spell my name, why did I do that, and other stories.- by Maura Sands

[M’aura @Maura_That]

I’ve found that on most occasions I’m both rude and correct.

[M’aura @Maura_That]

Yesterday Tony pointed out that Holes is among the top 5 movies that I quote, but what can I say you’ve got to go dig those holes.

[M’aura @Maura_That]

@aestheticsof9 HUMILIATE THEM then build them up lmao

[M’aura @Maura_That]

I typed “far” and my phone autocorrected to “Fae” what have I become

[M’aura @Maura_That]

Some Bookstagramers making reels like “how I find time to read 20 books a month with my BUSY schedule” and they’re just a stay at home wife 🤷🏼‍♀️

[M’aura @Maura_That]

Found my love, @la_ilianarocha at @LiteratiBkstore 🥰

[M’aura @Maura_That]

She had the camera sound on while in the bathroom how embarrassing

[M’aura @Maura_That]

But really….plz get rid of the guns. Fuck your right to bear arms the bill of rights was written in different societal context 😇

[M’aura @Maura_That]

Get rid of all guns! Go back to stabbing your enemies to death like a REAL MAN! Protect your children with your FISTS!

[M’aura @Maura_That]

I need the Insta algorithm to stop sending me reels of Matt Smith. He does NOT get included in the hot-with-a-white-wig category. He will never be Orlando Bloom or Henry Cavill

[M’aura @Maura_That]

Something I hate today: You like ONE video of a spider, and now your algorithm shows you the deep recesses of the internet 🙄

[M’aura @Maura_That]

I’d like to revisit this and state that only one of these occurred this year.

[M’aura @Maura_That]

Screaming

[M’aura @Maura_That]

@nine_lannister I’m taking everyone down with me.

[M’aura @Maura_That]

Something I hate today: Long Boi

[M’aura @Maura_That]

Something I hate today: *🙎🏼‍♀️oh, you dooo?*

[M’aura @Maura_That]

Something I hate everyday: Bruno Mars’ songs

[M’aura @Maura_That]

Something I hate today: An instructor for my work has repeatedly referred to the “@“ symbol as an Ampersand. An Ampersand is the “&” symbol.

[M’aura @Maura_That]

@h__alexandra Exactly! I would lose my mind. I also can’t organize mine in any way besides Genre and Alphabetically lol

[M’aura @Maura_That]

Something I hate today: Can someone explain this trend to me? HoW LOnG tiLL yOu FinD ThE oNE YoU waNt?!

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

its so hot when witches make that big soup

[M’aura @Maura_That]

Ask me about my strong opinions of @jimbradysdet