maura elliott

only dead fish follow the stream

[maura elliott @Maurayeah]

dont post pics like this but i gotta throw up the transfo

[maura elliott @Maurayeah]

It’s pretty cool when your kid is old enough to request to watch SpongeBob

[maura elliott @Maurayeah]

If I worked at chick fil a and they had me taking orders out in the rain I’d be so mad lol

[culture @notgwendalupe]

sorry to elvis but the best version of 'can't help falling in love' was by the a*teens for lilo & stitch https://t.co/7VZQFToKiU

[maura elliott @Maurayeah]

I’m convinced Starbucks will NEVER make a better drink than the shaken espresso with oatmilk

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

there’s no mental health problem a cold dr pepper couldnt fix

[Hannah Rehak @InanimateCub]

wish there was sound so we could hear his slam poetry https://t.co/nGgX2BxijA

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

instead of texting "on my way" ima just send this

[maura elliott @Maurayeah]

Something fulfilling about sharing a grilled cheese with you 6 month old son

[★ 🎀 @𝓁𝑒𝓍𝒾𝑒 🎀 ★ @lexie]

we let whipped cream be rebranded as “cold foam” without batting an eyelash

[Pastor West @Pastor__West]

Stop breaking your back for people that don’t really care about you or you mental health.

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

is screaming crying throwing up the new live laugh love

[maura elliott @Maurayeah]

Greta Van Fleet puts Crew right to sleep in the car… that’s so chill

[maura elliott @Maurayeah]

@AmberJoelle6 Ooooo spicy

[maura elliott @Maurayeah]

@AmberJoelle6 I gotchu

[Parks and Recreation @parksandrec]

He's a 10 but he bankrupted a city after running for mayor when he was 18

[maura elliott @Maurayeah]

Miles Teller has been hot this whole time you’re late

[maura elliott @Maurayeah]

@nin_cuisine I’m out

[maura elliott @Maurayeah]

Imagine being a man that thinks all women can perfectly breast feed and baby formula has no purpose 🥴