Maurice “Red Rocket” Richard

Just a guy with some interesting thoughts

[Maurice “Red Rocket” Richard @MauriceRedRock]

@magic10johnson Hey Mark, I think you just do your thing and work your #Magic

[Maurice “Red Rocket” Richard @MauriceRedRock]

@magic10johnson Mark at least you didn’t get #Teeth

[Maurice “Red Rocket” Richard @MauriceRedRock]

@magic10johnson #WhoLetTheDogOut

[Maurice “Red Rocket” Richard @MauriceRedRock]

@magic10johnson Mark, you just gotta keep that chin tucked and work your magic #HeadsOrTails

[Maurice “Red Rocket” Richard @MauriceRedRock]

Waking up at the ass crack of dawn to leave vacation is worse than laced bag #ScrambledEggs

[Maurice “Red Rocket” Richard @MauriceRedRock]

Nothing like watching ur buddy walk off with a 10er #NoJimmyHat #HereItComes

[Barstool Southern @BarstoolBoro]

WE HAVE ANTONIO BROWN AT HOME

[Maurice “Red Rocket” Richard @MauriceRedRock]

Smelling my clothes after a trip and it reeks of tequila makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Just like tequila on the rocks. #DirtyLaundry #Stank

[Maurice “Red Rocket” Richard @MauriceRedRock]

It’s 8am and I’m in a swim up bar in the Bahamas, thats baseball #Slugger

[Maurice “Red Rocket” Richard @MauriceRedRock]

What does it mean when I drink alcohol and immediately want to have another? #thirsty

[Maurice “Red Rocket” Richard @MauriceRedRock]

Drinking heavily today, that’s all.

[Maurice “Red Rocket” Richard @MauriceRedRock]

Just took-over a boat in the Caribbean and started pouring shots down peoples throats… does this make me a pirate? #Expanding

[Maurice “Red Rocket” Richard @MauriceRedRock]

@bamavacuum Couldn’t agree more Greg

[Maurice “Red Rocket” Richard @MauriceRedRock]

This guy Paul just took my legs and turned them into an aunti Anne’s pretzel with this “Death Bomb” shot. You better watch out Paul, hands are coming your way

[Mark “Magic” Johnson @magic10johnson]

Already expanding German nasal experiments #itwasalwaysdeutschland

[Maurice “Red Rocket” Richard @MauriceRedRock]

@magic10johnson Same here Mark, I’m feeling magical!

[Mark “Magic” Johnson @magic10johnson]

Yea I’m buzz light bear rn #letmegetabudlight

[Maurice “Red Rocket” Richard @MauriceRedRock]

This prime rib is more pink than ur moms prison wallet #GetchaSome

[Maurice “Red Rocket” Richard @MauriceRedRock]

All I know is that Flintstone vitamin I ate 18 years ago is gonna put on a fucking clinic tomorrow against the 50 drinks I consume #AlwaysCovered

[Maurice “Red Rocket” Richard @MauriceRedRock]

As I’m sitting on the plane staring out the window 38,000 feet in the air (Slightly buzzed), front row might I add. I think to myself how the fuck did they let us make it to the weekend, better yet make it to the boys trip will all of our limbs still attached… #ChinTucked