mAuRiCio

[mason⸆⸉ 🌊☁️ @portofino_view]

why is dick van dyke an acceptable name but pussy van faggot isn’t

[moose @mooseincrisis]

delete this.

[Quests Abroad @QuestsAbroad]

My suegro asked me how to say "y si sí?" in English. The phrase has been everywhere this World Cup. It captures a specific mood, the tentative hope of what if we actually pull this off.

I told him the closest English is "what if?" but it does not carry the same feeling. In English, "what if?" usually opens a longer sentence. It is a bit more cautionary than hopeful.

Y si sí stands alone. It is a complete thought. A hope that has not been announced yet, a possibility that is not quite ready to be a prediction.

Then Mexico won last night. Balconies opened, flags came out, the streets filled with honking and shouting "Viva México."

"Y si sí?" is starting to feel less like a question.

[moose @mooseincrisis]

blur my kids’ faces. this is the only warning you’re getting.

[chicken tikka chilaquiles ☽ @canciondebruma]

yo después de que me cobraran por entrar a una catedral en Escocia

[shiv roy's bob @shivstratt]

happy father's day

[Escudri 🍬 @Escudri_]

Acabo de oír a una chica por teléfono diciendo que estaba en la zona donde había una estatua de un oso y un BROCOLI

[1eozim @1eozinho01]

Ele sendo um cachorro Neurodivergente

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

bro’s the da vinki of the ocean

[Mak @mak_aura]

Worms can't resist a banger

[David Rattigan @davidmrattigan]

buying this and then dying immediately and forcing my descendants to finish building it over the next 100 years

[iti malias @itimaliasof]

Achei que o desenho era uma piada até que...

[ig whykram @whykram]

More importantly why did she paint the miseducation of Carrie Bradshaw

[Kakau, The Creator @queenofdiasater]

isso me faria entrar na maior psicose religiosa da minha vida

[ethan 🍒 @chrrypleek]

thought this was jamie lee curtis for a sec

[mAuRiCio @MauricioSntz]

@astrojoc lay low

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

truly with all the love in my heart he is giving grandpa who ate paint

[اصل الإبتسامة ॐ @vvvva000]

"mom, why did Charli xcx visit us last night?"