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#mmatwitter 💯

[🏝️™ @Mauro0090]

@realBigBrainAI "pffff, I didnt want to solve navier stokes anyway"

[🏝️™ @Mauro0090]

@Swampist Somebodys gotta make one with the woman say the name jeff like that video where the woman said enzo

[🏝️™ @Mauro0090]

@HOUSEPORN___ Ah yes, they like being in the water therefore they would also enjoy jets of cold windwater to the face

[🏝️™ @Mauro0090]

Claude making me count to a million when machines take over

[zack @zack_overflow]

Of course, that’s your contention. You’re a first-year machine-learning engineer. You just got finished readin' Attention Is All You Need, probably watched a Karpathy video too. So now you’re convinced everything is just transformers and scaling laws.

That's gonna last until next month when you discover convolution, and then you're gonna be talkin' about inductive biases and locality and how CNNs were actually incredibly compute-efficient for vision.

Then you're gonna read the FlashAttention paper, and suddenly everything's about IO complexity and SRAM and how FLOPs don't matter because the whole goddamn thing is memory-bandwidth bound.

That'll last until somebody shows you an MoE model, and then you're gonna be in here regurgitating DeepSeek, talkin' about expert parallelism and active parameters and how dense models are economically obsolete.

Then six months from now you'll write one shitty Triton kernel, look at an Nsight trace for the first time, and start telling everybody Python isn't actually the bottleneck because the GPU is asynchronous.

And by next year you're gonna be standing right here explaining to me that your 400-billion-parameter model is fast because you turned on CUDA graphs.

[🏝️™ @Mauro0090]

@UFConParamount @CBS @paramountplus Omalley migh fully morph into gatekeeper status if he loses this one

[MöCS @MocsMetal]

When Fred Durst is your Uber driver

[🏝️™ @Mauro0090]

@MiKeThEwReNcH8 That's trash juice buddy

[🏝️™ @Mauro0090]

@NiklausFuller "Asked what kind of life he wants a9 -to-5, or to really grow his career fast". Please explain in detail what you offered him regarding the growing his career fast past

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

Shorty asked me to bark on call and i could hear multiple people laugh in the background

[GHOST @LordGhost____]

what typa pussy did they have back in the day to make a mf throw his jacket over a puddle??

[🏝️™ @Mauro0090]

@DovySimuMMA Bro?

[🏝️™ @Mauro0090]

@Polymarket I sent you my pandas plz respond

[🏝️™ @Mauro0090]

@BjorkBrodern 'home tour', never actually entered any closed structure. What

[Amos Moses @angelpeesyrups]

weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede

[matthew ritchie @mkrwrt]

they should invent a baguette that doesn't try to carve the top of your mouth

[🏝️™ @Mauro0090]

@swizardcore You can't navigate back in the matrix by doing the same things you did, it's just that particular night