Frankie Mauro™

Co-Owner & Personal Trainer @ Apex Active on Fleur | U of I Alum 🐤

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

In his first 11 seasons, Albert Pujols led all of baseball in average. He led all of baseball in HRs. He led all of baseball in RBI.

For an 11-season stretch he AVERAGED THE TRIPLE CROWN.

[Frankie Mauro™ @Mauro_Cheech]

Bruh whattttt… I couldn’t hit a HR during BP 😂😂😂 I wouldn’t make contact if I was given 500 pitches

[FanDuel Sportsbook @FDSportsbook]

Would you rather...

A. Be given $50,000 right now

B. Have 100 pitches to hit a HR off of Paul Skenes for $100 million

[Frankie Mauro™ @Mauro_Cheech]

@Marcus_Mosher Hard to say. Is there as much value at 39 as there is 20? Hard to part ways with 2 pics inside the top 20.

[Frankie Mauro™ @Mauro_Cheech]

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[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Spider-Man 2 (2004) is burned into a whole generation’s moviegoing memory. Packed theaters, the train sequence, the mask reveal, the cheers when Peter stands back up. One of those rare blockbusters that really lived on a big screen.

[Frankie Mauro™ @Mauro_Cheech]

Best rookie QB season of all time

[DakMuse @DakMuse4]

On this day, 9 years ago, Dak Prescott made NFL History.

The first rookie starting QB in the Super Bowl era to throw 3 TD passes in a playoff game.

24/38 • 302 yards • 3 TD • 103.2 RTG

[Frankie Mauro™ @Mauro_Cheech]

These people are actually fucking retarded …

[The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow]

Trump supporter: "Trump is a Godly man. He’s working for God. He really cares about us. He cares about what happens to us. He didn’t come in there because he wanted money. He is actually working for God & wants to help us, and God is on his side."

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

We are reaching levels of woke never before seen before

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

I don’t believe the ICE agent’s life was in danger.

I think he went into the interaction angry & it was a bad shoot.

I don’t care if she was a blue hair liberal, this isn’t about the right & the left.

This is about government tyranny & overreach

I don’t trust the government

[Frankie Mauro™ @Mauro_Cheech]

Hahahahhahahahahhaha exactly what that loser fuck gets .. wish I woulda seen someone knock his ass unconscious

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

This is like an entire movie. 3 acts. Almost as good as Eddington

[Frankie Mauro™ @Mauro_Cheech]

With Brock bowers to IR and George Kittle being out (potentially), you’re damn right I am

[Ray @FantasyRayRay]

Are you starting Taysom Hill with your fantasy championship on the line?

[Frankie Mauro™ @Mauro_Cheech]

Everyone that isn’t a DL (and overshown)😂😂 the fuck

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

WHO IS STOPPING THIS #COWBOYS DEFENSE FROM WINNING A SUPER BOWL…?

DL: Quinnen Williams
DT: Kenny Clark
DE: Kwity Paye
DL: Osa Odighizuwa
DL: Jadeveon Clowney
LB: Logan Wilson
LB: DeMarvion Overshown
CB: Daron Bland
CB: Trevon Diggs
S: Donovan Wilson
DB: Juanyeh Thomas

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[Certified Sports Cards (Max) @certifiedcards]

I don’t care if you don’t like the Dodgers. I don’t care if you hate the Dodgers.

You do have to tip your cap to Yoshinobu Yamamoto.

96 pitches YESTERDAY and then throws 2.2 scoreless innings today to clinch the World Series.

I don’t think people really realize how insane that is.

[Frankie Mauro™ @Mauro_Cheech]

This list is laughable

[Iowa Chill @IowaChill]

Best Pizza in the State of Iowa 🍕

10. Eatery A - Des Moines
9. Sfumato - Alton
8. Wig & Pen - Iowa City
7. Great Plain’s - Ames
6. Pepp’s - Urbandale
5. Zoe’s - Marion
4. The Other Place - Cedar Falls
3. Mabe’s - Decorah
2. Pagliai’s - Grinnell
1. Need - Cedar Rapids

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Eminem on Trump supporters: “Watching him play to his base that thinks he cares about them and it’s actually the people he cares about the fucking least. How in the fuck do you feel like you relate to a billionaire who has never known struggle his entire fucking life?”

[Frankie Mauro™ @Mauro_Cheech]

Idk how many times I have to say this. But this guy is a fucking idiot. And if you voted for him, you’re a fucking idiot too

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Trump: "We stopped three wars. Go to Africa. They like to say, oh, you know — I love black people. And I did great with the vote of the black people. But they say 'He's a racist, he's a racist.' Really?...The Congo, that's deep into deepest, darkest Africa."

[Acyn @Acyn]

Pritzker: So, in case there was any doubt as to the motivation behind Trump's military occupations, take note. 13 of the top 20 cities in homicide rates have Republican governors. None of these cities is Chicago. Eight of the top ten states with the highest homicide rates are led by Republicans. None of those states is Illinois

Memphis, Tennessee. Hattiesburg, Mississippi have higher crime rates than Chicago. And yet Donald Trump is sending troops here and not there. Ask yourself why. If Donald Trump was actually serious about fighting crime in cities like Chicago, he, along with his congressional Republicans, would not be cutting over $800 million in public safety and crime prevention grants nationally, including cutting $158 million in funding to Illinois…

Trump is defunding the police

[Frankie Mauro™ @Mauro_Cheech]

Half pull-ups and half push-up. Sounds about right for these MAGA bitch ass pussies

[Frankie Mauro™ @Mauro_Cheech]

This guy is no more valuable than the shit I took this morning

[Devin Nunes' Cattle Dog 🇺🇦 🇪🇺🇺🇸🇨🇦 @Kaos_Vs_Control]

Random man in Anderson IN going up to a Hispanic man in a parking lot asking for his papers

"Go fuck yourself."

Is the only acceptable response.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

One of my favorite spectator sports these days is watching trumpers get shattered by Grok.
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