mauron

nah

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

how it feels having a conversation with someone who also asks you questions back

[Alexis Jade @Msalexisjade]

I’m so glad they roasted his ass live on air like that

[CATA .D 𒉭🌸 @CatalinaPinedaD]

Un verdadero fan de The Flash nunca termino de ver The Flash.

[‏ً @rxeey]

i dont think ill ever be as happy as i was being a unemployed bum ass nigga playing videogames all day

[Edwin #PorLaNovena 🦁 @LetEdwinCook]

*Todos viendo el Real Madrid contra Inter*

Mientras tanto la “Hormiga” González en Grecia:

[spooky ceci ⋆˚꩜｡ @opoccoon]

la gente viendo que estamos viendo verga con los cambios climáticos y se ponen a pedirle a chatgpt que los haga como se verían si hubiesen estado en los 80’s JAJAAJAJAJAJAAJAJAAJ la verga

[︎ ︎ ︎ ︎• @Hidalg0CT]

Poner la bandera de México en el carro: ✅

Poner direccional al dar una puta vuelta: ❌

[Progress Bar 2026 @ProgressBar202_]

2026 is 67% complete.

[Trevor “The Bapple Bandit” Baker @TrevorBakerr]

Doing excel like prime tfue #Performative

[miya @miyarah_]

cuando tengo un día de mierda y encima me cobran la suscripción que se me olvidó cancelar

[Mopser @Mopserino]

@bade1hp

[˚꩜｡ @yappingwmogu143]

not to be a fucking nerd or anything but writing academic papers is actually super fun when you have a genuine interest in the topic

[Braden @bradenbecker]

If you say “chat” to refer to ChatGPT and not your imaginary twitch stream chat, you’re a fucking loser lol

[anagra @anagracx]

Me hice un huevo en el sartén de inoxidable y no se pegó nada

[Stansaid Airport @StansaidAirport]

Fact: The world’s longest drum solo was 13 hours and 26 minutes. It was performed by a 5 year old little bastard on the back of my seat while flying from London to Singapore.

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Cinema

[Trea Turner Apologist @paoopalooza]

Jonathan Josué (4.8) llegará por ti en 3 minutos en un Chevrolet Onix