Mauro

Misanthrope, 20

[Mauro @Maurusianid]

@joycatgeneral

[Pavel // @pavel_metanoia]

@DianaVilliers1 No for real. My wife has a Chi Omega story where she had sex with a guy one time and the sorority gave her a choice of dating him long term (mind you his opinion wasn't part of this equation) or getting kicked out because "Chi Os aren't sluts" (they are but I digress)

[Mauro @Maurusianid]

FC is the gift that keeps on giving.

[Fugitive Caesar @ThomBrady5]

It's funny we actually liked Vivek 4 years ago. I remember everyone on FrogTwitter supporting him when he was a Trump surrogate in the debates. We were all joking about how hot his wife was, what a Chad he was, his wife was a throat specialist. We didn't know anything about Indians and we just blindly assumed these guys were cool. How innocent! How naive... Vivek and Indians burned their credibility during the past 2 years. An all-time generational fumble.

[MJ ☭ ރ �� 𓃰🔻📗 @m1sswrldgrrrl94]

Have a patient who’s an old 👴🏻 man and when he found out i’m kenyan he told me “he worked in kenya in the 70s”. I asked what made him move all the way to kenya for work and he said he was cia and helped smuggle weapons into Sudan

[Mauro @Maurusianid]

I have the eye shape on the right but they're brown, is it over for me?

[Mauro @Maurusianid]

@Hmm00749384 @rk74ud Tsurkov?

[Mauro @Maurusianid]

@WogStalker

[Mauro @Maurusianid]

@Hmm00749384 @rk74ud Why?

[Mauro @Maurusianid]

@Covenant_watch Unrelated but he's been taking those GLP-1s like candy

[Mauro @Maurusianid]

@oliveegirl Everytime...

[Mauro @Maurusianid]

This is a 9/10 in Tel Aviv

[New York Post @nypost]

'Hot' passenger from hijacked flydubai flight goes from everyday plumber to hero sex symbol https://t.co/5Hgg3bbT1D

[Mauro @Maurusianid]

@FistedFoucault We already have this though

[Mauro @Maurusianid]

@kikefatigued No

[Mauro @Maurusianid]

@ArisVr8 Where is Somalia under Siad Barre

[Mauro @Maurusianid]

Still insane how entire academic fields were made up to give midwits careers. In a proper society "sociology" and "anthropology" wouldn't exist.

[Mauro @Maurusianid]

@PALESTINE1488 Looksmatched

[Mauro @Maurusianid]

@akarlin There's no scenario where Russia takes control over the entirety of Ukraine lol

[Mauro @Maurusianid]

@KingJalius They made Indomie so it cancels out

[Mauro @Maurusianid]

I'm a professor here btw.

[GamER MD @GamER_MD_Actual]

@DaizyZeeX

[Mauro @Maurusianid]

@blacksoulsfan33 "Tread carefully..."