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I'm teeny, squishy, and the best banana-finder around! You'd better watch out for cavities around me, because I am Kingston's sweetiest boy!

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@AndrewPerpetua Will be missed but understandable. Thank you for all of the incredible work you've done, @AndrewPerpetua !

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@jessicatholmes I'm apparently in my eighties even though I'm only like nine. #whereareyournumbersnow #realmath #numberwitchcraft #realmayor #kale4life

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Toof Smunchers in Kingston! Real? Imagined? What is their deal? This Real Mayor™ Investigates on behalf of his subjects! #realmayor #ygk #toofs #nanas

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Real Kingston News from the Real Mayor of Kingston™! A microwaved plate of shredded cheese is a quick and tasty dinner. But not too hot. Ouch! #cheese #kale4life #givemecheese #yumyumyum #nom #ygk

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This Real Mayor™ thinks that bun-bun physio now includes treats and massages, that's just a small price to pay for health and wellness. #yay

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@smeets_ben You know, regardless of what my veterinarian claims, my eating of four whole bananas per day is probably astoundingly good for me! #realfact

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@jessicatholmes The Real Mayor of Kingston declares that to be "The Most Jess Statement of October 2017!"

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@BananaFaerie Hello! Do you ever visit Kingston? I am the Real Mayor™ of Kingston. Visit and bring bananas plz! #ygk #kingston #banana

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So here's the thing about physiotherapy for bunnies. It's not needed, unless it means lots and lots of treats. #realmayor #kale #ygk #banana

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As Mayor, I move that each street sign accurately reflect how many bananas said street actually has. Plz support Bylaw 2017-0048B

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Bananas and peaches are the best medicine! This Real Mayor™ is invincible! #realmayor #ygk #actually #keepthosemeds #listen2yourdoctor #plz

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@jessicatholmes Also if you're a 13 year old in an anime where you're having trouble fitting into middle school and the janitor is a friendly witch. #kiara

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This Real Mayor™ has declared that Kingston's new slogan be "Peachy Peachy Peachy, Give Mouse Peachy!" #ygk #peachy #givemesome #kale4life

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A New Study Confirms that Rabbits "Definitely" Should Be Given All of the Veggies They Can Eat! #realscience #ygk #wow #mayors4science

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@smeets_ben One multi-class (bunny/mayor) to another: you got any carrots buddy?

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New followers: a wine-sipping dude with an undercut, and a skinny butt-model. Are they real? #mayorthoughts #whatisreal #pebbs #kale #cheese

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Champion wooden floor curler here! I double as the stone! #ygk #curling #realmayor #kale4life #slipperyfloors #skating #givemesome #pebbs

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Octobot incursion into Polar Bear Confederacy, no mutants harmed. Ten largest lunar colonies pledge for peaceful resolution #Canada1500 #ygk

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On Canada155 everyone send bananas through the mail to City Hall. I checked with @canadaposthelps and they are OK with this. #realmayor #ygk

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Canada 154s theme is naturally "Snowcones for All!" Because what monster doesn't approve of snowcones? #probablyfiremonsters #ygk #realmayor