Mauzy Virginia

[Mauzy Virginia @MauzyVirginia]

@fancymonty @Fly_Norwegian >:(

[Mauzy Virginia @MauzyVirginia]

@fancymonty @Fly_Norwegian >:(

[Mauzy Virginia @MauzyVirginia]

Trump's campaign is like the part in the movie where they all look at the rules and go, "well, it doesn't say a dog CAN'T play basketball".

[please stop texting @pleases79194487]

i dont want to have a twitter

[Mauzy Virginia @MauzyVirginia]

Goodnight Yutu :'(
http://t.co/pQpD0LNAaM

[Mauzy Virginia @MauzyVirginia]

Can my spirit animal be humans?

[Mauzy Virginia @MauzyVirginia]

Regardless of how much it 'helps it go down' a spoonful of sugar shouldn't be used to facilitate the taking of one's diabetes medicine.

[Mauzy Virginia @MauzyVirginia]

I just unfollowed someone on Instagram because their picture took up less space than their list of tags.

[Mauzy Virginia @MauzyVirginia]

The guy from the office says if I tweet this he might share his chips with me or something IDK #EsuranceSave30 I don't even have a car.

[Mauzy Virginia @MauzyVirginia]

My landlord's address is 666 and every time I pay rent I slip it through a hole in her gate and run like a kid in a movie w a haunted house.

[Mauzy Virginia @MauzyVirginia]

Regardless of how much it 'helps it go down' a spoonful of sugar shouldn't be used to facilitate the taking of one's diabetes medicine.

[Mauzy Virginia @MauzyVirginia]

lol yeah but they still have to live in Seattle, so pretty sure we win.

[Mauzy Virginia @MauzyVirginia]

The highs and lows here this week are 70/41. Why don't you all just move to California?

[Mauzy Virginia @MauzyVirginia]

Mark my words: A klout score based dating app in 2014

[Mauzy Virginia @MauzyVirginia]

Whenever I do CS work I'm reminded that the 'squeaky wheel' in the saying, "the squeaky wheel gets the grease" is synonymous with 'asshole'.

[Mauzy Virginia @MauzyVirginia]

Facebook is my favorite MMORPG.

[Mauzy Virginia @MauzyVirginia]

@MollyAlaneRyan Really? What happened??

[Mauzy Virginia @MauzyVirginia]

2013 was the year of the selfie and I apparently picked the wrong year to start an anonymous account.

[Mauzy Virginia @MauzyVirginia]

I've loved every year so far, not expecting 2014 to be any different (except even better)!!!

[Mauzy Virginia @MauzyVirginia]

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