Mavs

[Mavs @MavaBug]

Wine drunk is the best drunk, don't @ me

[King Targaryen 🐉 @KingTargaryenn]

Imagínate que llevas años viviendo tranquilamente a tu bola. No le haces daño a nadie, no eres ninguna amenaza para el pueblo llano, no buscas problemas y ni siquiera tienes interés en hacer daño a las personas. Solo disfrutas de los placeres de la vida salvaje. Y, de vez en cuando, de una rica y esponjosa oveja asada.

Entonces un día aparece una chica random de pelo blanco que te habla en un idioma extraño, se presenta allá donde vas e incluso intenta cantarte como si fueras un bebé con problemas de insomnio.

Al final decides darle una oportunidad. La invitas a tu mesa y compartes con ella tu comida. Total, una deliciosa oveja asada tampoco le viene mal a nadie.

¿Y qué hace ella?

En cuanto tiene oportunidad, te monta, te mete en una guerra y te lanza de cabeza hacia el fuego.

Lo siento mucho, Robaovejas…

Te merecías algo mejor que cuarenta flechazos.

[Stunna ⛧ @wentsickomode]

Shawty came over to stretch right next to dawg knowing his ol lady was close by, Women are hilarious in any species lmao

[𓆩♡𓆪 GODS FAVORITE 𓆩♡𓆪 @soulaaangel]

BROOOOO😂😂😂

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

They don't speak, but their faces do.. 😂😂

[Mavs @MavaBug]

Oh I got news for you

[jynx @jynxbby]

i’m always a little mean to men because if you treat them like humans they think you wanna sleep with them

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

Tom Holland performing a flawless version of Rihanna's "Umbrella" on a show hosted by LL Cool J while battling the love of his life, Zendaya, who performed as Bruno Mars, is a Top 10 pop culture musical performance of all time.

I dare you to give me the other 9.

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

tried chatgpt for the first time for some exposure therapy and it actually triggered me

[Ruh Roh Raggy @shawny0818]

Blood and Cheese when they couldn’t find Aemond #HouseoftheDragon #HOTD

[Taryn ❤️‍🔥 @tarynxofficial]

Was explaining to someone that men don’t have to touch women’s waists when they’re tying to get by them in crowded places. He went on to say “it’s not that serious” I said “Do you touch other men’s waists when you tryna get by?” He looked at me crazy. I said EXACTLY.

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

I almost crashed my car for this. the least you can do is zoom in

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

BITCH LMFAOOOOOOOO

[Tiyon @TiyonTC]

I found it 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
Man this shit so funny😭

[Xoxo @chicfryrice]

based on my past dating experience this is EXACTLY how it went…

Him: “i want a traditional feminine wife who takes care of the kids and is a homemaker.”

Me: “oh i love cooking and taking care of kids…what do you think about stay at home moms?”

Him: “i could never be with someone who doesn’t work…too many women are looking for guys to take care of them.”

Me: ❓❓❓

[t. @taeseru]

omw to an interview (going on a date with a virgo)

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

LMAOO bro pulled out his badge like he’s an fbi agent i would’ve hit him with the cart