Megan N. Garrett

Funny Girl, & 9 to 5 working girl who hates seafood.

[Jackée Harry @JackeeHarry]

You know what day it is, Maaaaary??

2/27! 💫

[Megan N. Garrett @MavenMegan]

@kerrywashington My ceiling fan because everything bores me.

[Megan N. Garrett @MavenMegan]

@whitney_g__ Why you always only got $3?

[Megan N. Garrett @MavenMegan]

I'm waiting until 2024 to eat right.

[⚜️ @imsoshive_]

He seasoned the meat with more meat. I need 15.

[Megan N. Garrett @MavenMegan]

Find sis a new daycare pronto!

[ABC7 Eyewitness News @ABC7]

NO WORDS 😩🤣 A toddler seemed to wonder what she had gotten herself into as she stood in a room full of screaming kids on her first day of day care in Syracuse, New York.

[Megan N. Garrett @MavenMegan]

The more you know🌈

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

I was today years old when I realized the top shelf in the dishwasher can be lowered 😳

[Megan N. Garrett @MavenMegan]

💐💐💐💐💐

[َ @ungodlywests]

SHERYL LEE MF RALPH. THE ORIGINAL DREAMGIRL. #emmys #emmys2022 #AbbottElementary

[Megan N. Garrett @MavenMegan]

"Now she know he too damn big"

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Black folks can mind our business UNTIL we see a kid who’s too big to be in a stroller.

[Megan N. Garrett @MavenMegan]

@upthetwerx I don't want it to be real.

[LookAtDustin @LookAtDustin]

YALL.

(forgive me lord cause this ain’t funny, BUT THE DAMN REPLIES 😂😂😂😂)

[Megan N. Garrett @MavenMegan]

@frankieflorez Call HR!

[Tabitha Brown @IamTabithaBrown]

I changed my mind is a complete sentence. Stop explaining yourself ❤️

[Megan N. Garrett @MavenMegan]

@upthetwerx It's snowed 5 times since I moved to Arkansas last year. I think it's the end each time.

[Megan N. Garrett @MavenMegan]

@upthetwerx My Daddy just calls to tell me he'll one day make me a pot of beans with cornbread and spill family secrets.

[😒 @tobyandfiss]

@ItsDanaWhite My art professor humbled me and gave me a goal with a single saying- "any fool can complicate the simple, but a master craftsman makes the complex look deceptively simple." - @libertyhalleric

[Megan N. Garrett @MavenMegan]

@upthetwerx A snow day turned into a snow week, the power went out, the pipes bursted, people died. Nothing funny.

[Megan N. Garrett @MavenMegan]

@upthetwerx K&G is like Forever 21 for black men over 50.

[Megan N. Garrett @MavenMegan]

@upthetwerx Its the oversized discount retailer suit for me.

[Megan N. Garrett @MavenMegan]

My year doesn't start until I see her.

[. @SincerelyAde]

Meet The Woman Behind The Iconic “Woman Stepping Into The New Year” Artwork https://t.co/2HQIzKfzGG

[Megan N. Garrett @MavenMegan]

@MaddySkye I love my weighted blanket!