The CEO of IndiGo Airlines walks into a Mumbai hotel bar and asks for a pint of Guinness.
The bartender nods and says, "That will be ₹50, Mr. Bhatia."
The CEO is surprised. "That's very cheap!" he says, handing over the money.
He takes the drink and walks toward a seat.
"Ah, you want to sit down?" says the bartender. "That'll be an extra ₹150. You could have pre-booked the seat for only ₹100."
The CEO grumbles but pays. He sits down.
"I see you've brought your laptop with you," the bartender adds. "Since that wasn't pre-booked, that will be another ₹300."
Furious, the CEO slams his drink on the counter and yells, "This is ridiculous! I want to speak to the manager!"
"Using the counter will be ₹200, sir," the bartender says calmly.
The CEO is livid. "Do you know who I am?"
"Of course, Mr. Bhatia," the bartender replies. "But remember, we are the only star hotel in Mumbai selling pints for ₹50. Now, how can I help you?"
Misinformation Queen (Thread)
Last year WEF published Global Risk Report in which India was ranked highest for the risk of misinformation/disinformation.
So we just dig out to find who is the prominent contributor in this misinformation industry of India and we found her
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The Propaganda Express (Thread)
In this thread
We will present evidence exposing how The Indian Express founded by eminent journalist like Ramnath Goenka is now connected to Deep State's left network and how it operates propaganda under the guise of independent journalism
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Deep State and Caste Census (Thread)
From last 2 years, Caste census is the biggest electoral issue of Rahul Gandhi against Modi govt
Today we will prove that this issue was manufactured by US Deep state and handed over to Rahul Gandhi in platter to target Modi govt
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An Uncompleted Puzzle (Thread)
Mumbai attacks could have been averted if intelligence agencies had solved this puzzle
26 Nov 2009
10 members of Lashkar-e-Taiba, carried out shooting and bombing attacks at Mumbai and killed 175 people
But this attack cud have been stopped
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Everyone knows PM Modi went to the Indian team's dressing room after their ODI World Cup loss to Australia. But few know that after he left, another person went to the dressing room and spoke to captain Rohit Sharma.
That person shared with him the formula for winning — the caste census. At that time, Rohit laughed it off, but he remembered the conversation before the final of the T20 World Cup against South Africa and immediately conducted a caste census of the team and support staff just before the match. What happened next is history!
Nobody knows who that mysterious man was because he told Rohit to keep his identity secret, as he didn’t want the credit. But what he suggested was correct. Caste census works. It’s the X-ray, CT scan, MRI of any problem. Whenever you're stuck in life, just do a caste census and become a winner.
So now he's Inciting "language goons" to attack an important Satellite Centre because it's celebrating the Hindi month celebration...
So these Urdu-Arabic speaking people and their masters are behind the attacks on people from different states?
People mocking Bajrang Poonia for not getting an election ticket while Vinesh does should understand that Bajrang is just an Olympic bronze medalist, whereas Vinesh is much more.
There are 12,426 Olympic gold medalists, 12,337 silver medalists, and 12,884 bronze medalists in the World, but only one Khap gold medalist. It’s the pinnacle of sports achievement, making an Olympic gold look like a participation ribbon. This deserves respect. That's why I believe BJP, JJP, or INLD shouldn’t field a candidate against her, to honor her stature.
Hello @BCCI@ICC
You banned South Africa during Apartheid. The condition of Hindus is much worse in Bangladesh today than Apartheid South Africa. Bangladesh is doing ethnic cleansing of Hindus.
Please cancel the upcoming test series and ban the rogue nation Bangladesh.
RT if you agree.
We love Cricket but we are not Interested to Watch India vs Bangladesh when the Country is Targetting Hindus and Killing them!
@BCCI should step up and cancel the Series
When you can take a Stand against Pakistan, why cant same be done for Bangladesh
This picture should have appeared in the front page of all newspapers around the world, as Jihadists in Bangladesh keep lynching innocent Hindus.
But nobody cares. No Jews, no news.