Ok, I'll do it. It's actually quite simple. The diesel has to be imported from Russia to offset the gravitational displacement of Iranian crude while the Strait of Hormuz undergoes a federally mandated recalibration of its maritime flux capacitor. Once the tariffs synchronize with the lunar cycle, we'll achieve complete energy independence through quantum fracking, and the strategic deployment of windmill magnets... and I don't know what I'm talking about.
🚨 Online traffic to the entire European far-right collapsing after a successful Ukrainian attack on a Russian data centre feels like quite a big story.
😱😱😱 And just like that, it’s completely VANISHED from the media.
A sitting congressman, Ted Lieu, said on the record the Epstein files are being blocked because they show Trump raped and threatened to kill children.
Lets make this viral again 👇
1. It's an automatic yellow card if you remove the corner flag.
2. He only got sent off because it was a 2nd yellow.
3. I don't remember Brazil committing a genocide at the same time Neymar done that celebration.
4. How typical of Israeli scum to play the victim.