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You don’t have to be crazy to live on Earth. It just helps. #SC is Mavey94

[Mav @Mavey2013]

@CW_NoNetwork Probably what he lives for at this point my guy. Or hear me out, he just loves hotdogs🤷‍♂️😂

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

Not gonna hold you this looks fun as shit

[strrgrl ≽^•༚• ྀི≼ @justcallemslim]

i know they went back bragging about this one LMFAOOOOO.

[✧ @rasinfernus]

nah some shit u never get over u just get thru

[Bree @goldlattes]

Listen..I had an idea.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Once I was in the spa in a hotel in Vegas getting a massage. When I finished I turned over and to my shock Paul Rudd was massaging me. He saw me go in and convinced the masseuse to let him take over, thinking I’d notice immediately. I didn’t, and Paul did the entire rest of it.

[ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋᴀʏᴛʀᴀɴᴀᴅᴀ @chaclobro]

……if I ask someone to be my life partner after a reasonable time and they say no…there’s literally no reason for me to continue the relationship.

[Mike Korzemba @mikekorz]

Wait this is actually incredible

[在上海读书的上海学生 偶尔上海线下 上海兼职 @dd66hydjff]

This is the most amazing dad shit I’ve ever seen. Dude let the baby go, caught the ball, recovered the baby mid air, only spilled a drop of beer and the baby didn’t drop the bottle.
Legendary!

[Mav @Mavey2013]

Shit looks like a movie

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

The notion that weed is a problematic “drug” is rooted in racism. It’s insane that Team USA would disqualify one of this country’s most talented athletes over thinking that’s rooted in hatred. It’s something they should be ashamed of. Also if weed made you fast, I’d be FloJo.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that was foreshadowing

[DG. @BigDez__]

Only thing I ain’t cooked in there yet is a bitch.

[D’Erris @chefbleuprint]

HoneyLemonPeppaWangz

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

Me and the homies when GTA 6 finally comes out

[❛ ❜☾moonxboyluno☆❛ ❜ @BerlunoJupiter]

When you carry all the grocery bags in one trip