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Head of Physics in a very poor disguise x

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@martynyeouk @OriginMathsHub @NCETM Bit early for biscuits Martyn 🤢 Have a great day!

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@mattyglesias Twinned with Coventry (Eng), which they're still trying to sort out after rebuilding quickly after similar devastation

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@Lavernefrehley @bcbluecon We all saw this and said "Boop" to ourselves right??

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@EnergyUp_ If a man asked me what makes me feel most feminine on a first date, I'd be straight out of the window of the toilets or faking an emergency at home 🤢

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@parkersity_9 Ok. Everybody look at me.

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@Matt_Pinner 10 minutes of cooking time

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@gator_gum And this is why our dog is always on a lead.

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@deanie199000 @ITV People think they look edgy if they diss it before it even starts 🙄

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@Hookean1 Be nice to test it by hanging masses on the door handle and comparing the values

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@DowlenHolly I'm looking forward to my enormous pay rise for being a Physics teacher 🤣😉

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@fxyzul I've been paying mine since 2007 and it's finally down to £399!!!

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@WokChic I love this one as I'm Juan - Julie and Norman

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@llewelyn20 My Son (end of July born) failed the Phonics test. Guess what, he's 9 now and he reads really well. He failed the Y4 Times Table test last year as well, but I bet by the time he's in Y7, he'll be brilliant at times tables as well.

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@therealmissjo I had this too - also as a little girl. We had loads of cars that Dad got from the garage with tokens when you filled your car up. My favourite was a Polo mint car and another I remember was a red Porsche where you could life the bonnet and see the engine.

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@LeeBraganza Stick, stick, stick, stick, sticky sticky stick, stick - best Duggie episode

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@WokChic My hubby has been in hospital for 16 days now and this is so true. What I'd give to be cuddled up in bed with him.

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@WokChic I meant more this notion that it "can't go on because it's September." I'm a Yorkshire girl and even I can accept that some days are just *cold* 🤣🤣 Suffering just to make a point is daft.

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@Gwenelope Needs a banana for scale

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@Gwenelope Why are there herbs on it?