♥☆LIKE A BOSS☆♥

18+ When I Tweet, I tweet to Kill

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In life, sometimes you can't wait for something to come to you, you have to get up and go for it yourself.

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One kiss on the neck will get things started.

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Don't fuck with someone's relationship, because you can't get one.

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Relationships nowadays = 1 Male, 1 Female, 1 Hoe, 1 Ex trying to mess it up & one friend secretly hoping it ends.

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Never get too attached to something that isn't yours.

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Leggings with no ass .. is like a wallet with no cash

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A good date ends with dinner, but an excellent date ends with breakfast.

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Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents she swallowed balls until she died.

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The fool hides what would eat him.

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If a stripper is called an exotic dancer, then a drug dealer should be called an exotic pharmacist

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If two people are happy together.. You leave them the fuck alone.

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Bust a NUT then smoke a blunt.

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The prettiest girls have an "A" in their name.

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Save a bed, just sleep together.

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Shout out to the white girls with asses

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Kissing a girl on the forehead is one of the sweetest things in the world

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Kiss her in the middle of her sentence, girls love that.

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If you ever get sad, think of a T-Rex trying to masturbate.

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Periods are ridiculous. Girls shouldn't be punished for not being pregnant.

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Swans only have one partner for their whole life and if their partner dies they could pass away from broken heart.