Mawuse🦋

figment of your imagination

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the weird thing about reading so much as a child and gaining a huge vocabulary from that is i can't define a lot of the words i use, i just know that they would fit correctly in a specific sentence. does anyone else experience that?

[𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤 @simplytee23]

It sucks when a girl asks for a random toiletry and you don’t have it, like sorry I failed you…😭

[Dr. Stan @stansyke]

If you showed up in a hospital, medical students would suffer so much

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

Half of Ghanaian youth didn’t grow up watching Rosalinda, Storm Over Paradise and other Mexican telenovelas to end up supporting South Africa. #FriendsOfMexico

[osama @0ba0sama]

thinking abt how im part of the 4% of the population that saw the bathtub scene before they removed it

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

Whoever designed wet wipe packs where you pull one out and four come with it should have been put in charge of ATMs.

[Vernon Equinox ✨💚 @AfroJediii]

“catch up culture” when this is how friendships have been maintained and sustained for a millennia 😩

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

That loud whistle people do with their fingers in their mouths.

[Dr. Petro Ntiamoah Mensah @XanderlexMens]

The 3rd world conversations we have so are heart breaking

Is there light at home ?
Is the pipe flowing today ?
Has our road flooded ?
Won’t you call a taxi ? the ambulance won’t come
Will he get a bed at the hospital ?

Just depressing conversations

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

"you should read before bed to help you get sleepy." is the biggest lie i’ve ever been told. i’ll be up until 3am, fully invested.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

normalize putting summaries on the back of books again instead of reviews. i genuinely just want to know what the book is about before picking it up

[𝓲𝓷(𝓼𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓽𝔂)👾 @notthatcrazyfr]

the primary function of my heart na to love my babe, after that if e wan pump blood make e pump

[cyn🌸 @cynugwudike]

dating no hard sha, na you dey find love of your life

love of today and maybe tomorrow is also okay

[Ratatouille🥑 @Cinnam0niee]

I hateee when there's soo much visible onions in food omg😭😭

I feel like vomiting!

[Gambit 🐻🦍 @SmylyThe3rd]

For me it’s not even about the timing. I simply don’t believe that there should ever be an awards event for ministers.

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

anklets really do make you look sexy asf

[miss forson @lydiaforson]

Someone decided to organize Ministers’ Awards and not one person paused to ask whether it was a good idea?

You got dressed up and accepted awards from yourselves instead of being judged by the people you serve?

What kind of self-congratulation exercise is this?

At a time when communities are flooding, this is the optics you chose?

Bad. Very bad look.

[🥥🌴 @KareemRevived]

Acting so good, they calling her a junkie in real life. Oh Zendaya, I will be watching every film you’re in besides Dune.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

two stages of reading:

1. ​i’ve read 5 books in 3 days.
1. ​i have not read a single sentence in months.

[Renike @iamrenike]

And very funny