Max Johnson

I aim to please....the great jihmbino

[Max Johnson @Max1Johnson6]

https://t.co/kgsIuYMf6e

[The Dawgs - A Cleveland Browns Podcast @thedawgspodcast]

Here’s what you’ll hear this week:

“The 49ers lost Christian McCaffrey and Deebo Samuel.”
(Probably won’t mention the #Browns were missing their starting quarterback, starting right tackle, All-Pro left guard, and elite running back)

“The refs handed the game to Cleveland.”
(Probably won’t mention the Browns had a TD wiped away on a bogus call, the Browns got called for a face mask when it was a 49ers player pulling our mask, and a no-call when Greg Newsome was brought down by his face mask…not to mention whatever all that ‘short of a first down’ BS was when the ball was past the marker…?)

We just beat the best team in the NFL with a practice squad quarterback who threw two picks. Savor this victory, Browns fans, and screw everyone who doesn’t pour their heart and soul into this team.

#DawgPound

[Bill Melugin @BillMelugin_]

It’s a total free for all in Eagle Pass right now. Mass illegal crossing taking place for over an hour and a half. Almost 2 years to the day we saw 15,000+ Haitians under the bridge in Del Rio, we now have thousands of predominantly Venezuelans gathering under Eagle Pass bridge.

[Thrones Updates @ThronesUpdates]

Game of Thrones is a true work of art 🎨

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

“Trans child” who was chemically castrated in order to look like a girl:

“Sometimes I think I’m a boy kinda.. Will you love me if I’m a boy?”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

DOJ needs to sue themselves!

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

LIONEL ANDRÉS MESSI IS NOT HUMAN.

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

Being healthy is “far right.” Holy fuck.

[DITR Playlists 💎 @DITRPlaylists]

Summer ‘16

A Thread 💎

[Luke Rudkowski @Lukewearechange]

People should wonder why specific tragic events are highlighted, replayed over and over again for the biggest emotional effect!

[David Sacks @DavidSacks]

The Secretary of State orchestrated a hoax in which 51 government officials falsely accused the Russian government of disinformation in order to cover up Biden family corruption. Is it any wonder that American diplomacy is held in such low regard?

https://t.co/8OjX9KAxoN

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Starship is the largest, most capable rocket ever developed and will allow us to achieve a shared vision of a future where humanity is out exploring stars → https://t.co/gOrrujHxMO

[Antonio Sabato Jr @AntonioSabatoJr]

I think she hit every point

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

This shit ain’t normal…stop trying to make it normal for kids to watch

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The moment Paul McCartney played ‘Let It Be’ to the rest of The Beatles, 1969

[Aaron Maté @aaronjmate]

NYT notes that after the chair of the Joint Chiefs, Gen. Mark Milley, argued that "Ukraine was unlikely to make substantially greater battlefield gains and should move to the bargaining table," the White House "quickly squelched such talk."

No peace talk in this White House.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

11 years ago today. A moment in sports that will be remembered for generations.

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

This man Marshawn lynch said he mixes Patron & Hennessy 🤣🤣🤣

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

PERSPECTIVE: Since January 2022, @Tesla has had 21 "recalls" for 4,132,303 cars (some counted multiple times). 99% of those cars were fixed using a software update that didn’t require customers to go to a dealership or replace parts.

Meanwhile, Fiat-Chrysler, Kia, Hyundai, VW & BMW had no software fixes. Ford, Nissan, GM & Mercedes fixed 1%, 2%, 32% and 17%, respectively, of their recalled cars with software updates.

Like @elonmusk said, the word ‘recall’ for an over-the-air software update is anachronistic, plain wrong and contributes to negative and misleading headlines.

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

If you’re a liberal who won’t buy a Tesla because you think @ElonMusk is a conservative now, that’s okay. Why don’t you get one of these: