Can you imagine if Eric Adams gave a Knicks championship speech?
“Last time the Knicks were in the finals I was with a shorty in Far Rock watching the game and I told her don’t worry babygirl we’re gonna get our lick back in 2026”
New York City listen to me right now if you're near a convenience store right now, any type of 24-hour store, go into the store right now and put your hand in the cash register for no reason. Their money is your money as of right now
Cam Skattebo is going to have the biggest fuckin deli sandwich named after him soon. Folks ordering "the Skattebo" and getting 8 different meats and mustard on rye