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Too busy working to get a job. #PacingIn2026

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Mad men is just Evangelion for functional adults

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@ceofjohnlennon @johnlennon

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@maccanism Related is how the Beatles were surprised to see stadiums full of boys instead of girls when they went to France

[Robert A. Heimberg @heimberg_a]

You can get so lost online that you will never come back.

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Bellevue, Washington 🇺🇸

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@cut4el @solrocknroll @arirarirarirari @l0tswife Acting like she didn’t even attempt to say something is more insulting than them claiming that she tried and failed. If an art critic said “this AIDS metaphor fails”, and you went “it’s not that deep”, at least they’re engaging with the art on the same wavelength as the artist

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@nise_yoshimi What is the 3 5 10 rule

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@terracottahart @mootsheep “Snake, you’re exhibiting echolalia, a symptom of autism.”

“autism?”

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@TallBart @EnkiWoundJob “George Lucas is NOT autistic!!😡😡”

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Downright unreasonable that the Beatles were the absolute best at being a soulless corporate money printing commercial merchanising manufactured boy band and the absolute best at being a real band.

[ᯓ★ @chorio_actis]

for many years i forced myself to "bloom where i was planted" because "no matter where you go there you are" and then i moved to a new state and instantly became happier and healthier haha oops

[Lee | new comms paused @lee198387]

hot take art tutorials suck, just pull up your fav twitter artists’ profiles and zoom in and stare at their brushstrokes until your eyes bleed

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@number_pizza111 Some species of birds have been so evolutionarily successful that the only obstacle left is seduction. Strange mating rituals are basically this microfiction but for birds, slowly morphing according to slight unconscious preferences over hundreds of thousands of years.

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@_motherslug (Loudly) yeah, crazy obvious! (Quietly to the guy next to me) this is him, right?

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@PlayerKallum @starrysiffrin

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@AdequateEmily Greatest YouTube video OAT, and it’s not even close https://t.co/RNzqHcKTYx

[fintan @objectfetishist]

"... to be androgynous you must be:" From "For Erato," by Fanny Howe, Tuumba Press, 1984.

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@shinobu_books Big difference between practicing judo inside, privately, and building a garish arena on the front lawn to host a gladiator-style fight. That being said, if trump got IN the arena and fought, like teddy would have, then it’d be another story entirely.

[Zelos @Zelos_of_Italy]

Prometheus that shows fire to the first man.

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Today I met with three other classmates to do a study guide and instead we argued for two hours over the hermeneutics of the assignment

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Today I registered for two philosophy classes; beginning a misguided and willfully self-destructive path to transition to a philosophy major. God help me.