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Heavily involved in sucking at penal codes. Currently living rent free in the heads of Jeff Veillette and Marc Methot.

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@Adamkblat If it's at the CNE, those are discounted items due to defects. Whether the defect is the C or the name on the back is up to you

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@CP24 So sick of all these Italian shootings. If they can't follow our laws when they come to our country, they should all be deported.

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@ReaganNhl @frank_seravalli Oh yeah eh

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@JFreshHockey They need a different headcase to blame when shit goes sideways in the playoffs. Can't let that fall on Nate.

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@odognine2 @JSB_TV @CassieCampbell @cherylpounder Jeffy-poo the snowflake mad about other people having pride, colour me shocked

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@RandyDeSoto @AP Wrong again, Rando

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@euthunoF4E @laralogan Popping a few tylenols eh bud

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Things I want released immediately, in order:

3. GTA VI
2. The Epstein Files
1. The Berube Gym Video

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@spittinchiclets Conveniently, chiclets muted the audio so we don't hear how loudly flyers fans were booing. Guess we know now that chiclets are funded by Tocchet's old gambling money

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@SchmoesBrother @JHallNBCS I have two sources that agree -- my left eye and my right eye

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@MikeBartner Got this lovely ICE ad mixed in the replies to this tweet, how appropriate

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@thepagetody Tell me you're AI-written without telling me you're AI-written 😂

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@TheArtOfWar6 Aged like fine milk

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@MarioLeGoat @NHLRumourReport How did all those lightning players end up on the Leafs?

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@garyborninmetz @BluejayGreek @odognine2 I emailed Steve's old agent, he said he doesn't know anyone named Gary Borninmetz. But I knew the Borninmetz family as a kid and thought maybe you married into it

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@garyborninmetz @BluejayGreek @odognine2 My question exactly

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@BluejayGreek @garyborninmetz @odognine2 I grew up with Borninmetzes as neighbours, it's not a stretch that this guy could've married one and taken their name

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@garyborninmetz @odognine2 The program doesn't show anyone named Gary Borninmetz though

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@ABC Rescued by ICE and immediately deported, I'm sure

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@tddt_5115 Fanboys gonna fanboy. I have other stories of him they would also deny and cry foul over. Openly bragging about money when no one asks and then offering to take everyone skiing on some fine powder