This new Michael movie doesn't even acknowledge the fact that he k!lled his 17 year old sister when he was 6 or when he broke out of a mental institution 15 years later to go on a k!lling spree every Halloween. I'm so disappointed 😞
Men are simple creatures — they’ll tell you what they want, show you what they like, and mean exactly what they say. The confusion usually starts when you try to read between lines that don’t exist.
1: 21 Jump Street
2: We're The Millers
3: Talladega Nights
4: Grown Ups
5: The Hangover (all 3 are great)
6: Stepbrothers
2008 - 2016 was such elite comedy
Daily affirmations:
- I’m not chopped
- my jumper is wet
- that noise my car is making isn’t a big deal
- my friends don’t hate me
- I will not miss fast break layups
- my fits are hard