Max Benowitz

Very emotionally invested in Joel Embiid's knee. Defender of Lydia Tár. Send lawyers, guns, and money.

[Max Benowitz @MaxBenowitz]

My goat is back and I’m buying drapes for a bum

[Steve Dildarian @stevedildarian]

we’ve gone from Tim to Tom to Fred. new web series premieres July 1 on Youtube! More details coming soon.

[Max Benowitz @MaxBenowitz]

@TheDlinquent YOURE SO RIGHT

[Max Benowitz @MaxBenowitz]

Would the one wish willow have dangerous consequences if I just asked for Embiid to stay fully healthy for one postseason run?

[Max Benowitz @MaxBenowitz]

@ChrisRyan77 @BillSimmons please please please do Sorcerer rewatchables during CR month please please please

[Max Benowitz @MaxBenowitz]

Hate this for the Sixers. McCain was just now rebounding from injury into form, and he’ll inevitably be a great 6th man for the Thunder. Would rather get off Grimes high than McCain low. Dumb dumb dumb classic Sixers.

[Max Benowitz @MaxBenowitz]

@HanaHoops WHERE IS BRONNY

[໊ @buffys]

define ‘ass’

[Pitbull @pitbull]

My life’s a movie, call me Martin Scorsese

[Max Benowitz @MaxBenowitz]

@VanLathan Tar
Phantom Thread
Buster Scruggs
Irishman

[Max Benowitz @MaxBenowitz]

@CardPurchaser question — why is Tyrese Maxey not as in demand of a card when he’s blowing up the way he is? I’m biased (Sixers fan), but shouldn’t his card value be soaring right now?

[Max Benowitz @MaxBenowitz]

@woodyVSworld C:
Travis Fulgham
Greg Ward
Nelson Agholor

[Max Benowitz @MaxBenowitz]

@BacardiCapital “You fuck with Roy Orbison?”

[Max Benowitz @MaxBenowitz]

@derpo377 That’s the owner of the Double Deuce, thank you very much

[Max Benowitz @MaxBenowitz]

Soul crushing.

[Max Benowitz @MaxBenowitz]

Preparing to watch the Phillies today

[Max Benowitz @MaxBenowitz]

Good list. The correct top ten:
1. Lydia Tar
2. Anton Chigurh
3. Delroy in 5 Bloods
4. Plainview
5. Stuhlbarg Serious Man
6. JK Simmons Whiplash
7. Rosamund Pike Gone Girl
8. Denzel as Alonzo
9. PSH in The Master
10. Miranda Priestly
Honorable mention: Borat, Gollum, Idi Amin

[The Ringer @ringer]

Philip Seymour Hoffman? Daniel Day-Lewis? Cate Blanchett? Denzel Washington?

The Ringer has ranked the 101 best movie performances of the 21st century. Where do your favorites land? https://t.co/RfYGeZTiXk

[Max Benowitz @MaxBenowitz]

Christopher Sánchez > Paul Skenes

First non all star to win Cy Young? I think so…

[Max Benowitz @MaxBenowitz]

@_onthewayjay

[Max Benowitz @MaxBenowitz]

@SufiPervert For me it’s Piper, Austin, Flair, HHH, Rock, Reigns, Cena, Punk, Undertaker, Bryan, DDP, Rollins, Batista, Wyatt, Hogan, Sheik, Kane, Cesaro, Zigler, Langston, Jericho, Lesnar, Rhodes, Hall, Nash, Big Daddy V, Big Show, Goldberg, Henry, Lawler, Hart, and Andre.