Max

devils advocate

[ꜱᴛʏɢɪᴀɴ @xstygianx]

A warning whispered against your neck. Too late by the time you hear it.

[Max @MaxBlackbourn]

not funny

[Max @MaxBlackbourn]

and life goes on

[Max @MaxBlackbourn]

zombie boy just so graciously offended to buy the house I was living in with genevieve so THEY can move in.

[Max @MaxBlackbourn]

you have to be fucking joking.

[Max @MaxBlackbourn]

— anyway✈️

[Max @MaxBlackbourn]

banned from the institute until further notice, I’m so devastated

[Max @MaxBlackbourn]

I think I broke his nose and now there’s blood all over my shirt

[Max @MaxBlackbourn]

I’ve been trying to be nice but next time I see zombie boy at the institute he’s getting punched.

[Max @MaxBlackbourn]

I’ve been trying to be nice but next time I see zombie boy at the institute he’s getting punched.

[Max @MaxBlackbourn]

the fucking audacity of sending me a letter after the way you left me.

[Max @MaxBlackbourn]

@CedricLDoherty maybe not, just because he can’t sue you doesn’t mean he can’t try to kill you

[Max @MaxBlackbourn]

I’m used to the nonsense by now

[Max @MaxBlackbourn]

just for the record, you can’t sue someone for giving you your dick back

[Max @MaxBlackbourn]

hmm

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

Don't know what's crazier, that this is a product that exists for blatantly horny reasons, or the fact I got this screenshot from /r/northernlion

[Max @MaxBlackbourn]

I’ll give you 10k to shut up

[Max @MaxBlackbourn]

yeah but it’s hot on you

[Max @MaxBlackbourn]

yeah

[Max @MaxBlackbourn]

aren’t you like 2000 years old

[Max @MaxBlackbourn]

you are.
older than me.

[Max @MaxBlackbourn]

everyone is stupid but me