Max Clifford's Penis

The original humorous humerus. Not so much a baby's arm holding an apple as the leg of an ant that has trodden on a raisin. Parody (penises are not sentient)

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At Twitter fills up with gleeful prison rape 'jokes', I think it's time to call it a day. So long, folks! http://t.co/Qs8eGTJhpx

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@brianward19 I don't want him staring at me for eight years!

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@daraobriain @s_littlewood91 Untrue! I did *not* know that all @susanma's @TropicSkinCare products were endorsed by @Naturewatch_org

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Eight years. Not for the first time in this case, people are saying it isn't long enough.

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We have all been sentenced to eight years of 'Max Clifford needs a good PR man' jokes.

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@Grumpyoldgit99 If I'm wrong, I'll say it was the eight guilty charges #kingofspin

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@Grumpyoldgit99 I know that this case has taught us we shouldn't believe everything we read, but: http://t.co/njx2VWK5i6

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I'm late! I'm late! For a very important eight!

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Who is this 'Prince' who's grabbing all the attention? If you want a funny-looking little purple fellow, I'm right here.

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@ArfurSmith @neelypeel @machcomedyfest I'd love to help, but I'm kinda busy today.

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A lot of people won't be happy with Max Clifford's sentence - they want to throw the book at him.

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@wrightsmobiles @JeremyClarkson Hey! What did I do?

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@davidbelle_ That's a bad idea. Trust Max on this one.

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Before you say that a penis can't exist without support, please consider Robbie Williams' solo career.

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I am severing my ties with disgraced publicist Max Clifford. I may need a tourniquet.

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@TheEyeOfSourRon People are doing Max Clifford jokes? How childish.

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@RyeZuul Yes.

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If you are thinking of doing a 'Max Clifford is going to need to hire Max Clifford' joke, please spare everyone the pain.

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@anthonyrbaxter Don't worry! I'm on it!