Maxime

sipping cranberry juice

[Maxime @MaxClermnt]

Revolutions will never be televised, blind side, adapt idk what more to say

[Jean-Guy LaPatatte @JeanGuyQC]

When I was
A young boy
My fawder
Took me to the belle pro

[Maxime @MaxClermnt]

sa fait un ans jai pas embarquer sur twitter et la jfeel comme du stove top cuit dans lmicrowave

[Maxime @MaxClermnt]

Kali uchis please sing to me every night before going to bed

[Maxime @MaxClermnt]

were not eating at the same table, were not even eating the same food

[Maxime @MaxClermnt]

Mac miller’s dead, kanye looks like a cardboard box in his new music video and lil xan is taking pics with hannah montana’s dad. Elon musk you crazy fuck were really in a simulation

[Ric @PrettyRicc]

*Using a Ouija board*

Me: "Hello, is anyone there?"

*Y*

*O*

*U*

*U*

*U*

*U*

"Fuck sake, this is a Soulja board."

[Maxime @MaxClermnt]

hidden treasures feeling better than a million sweaters in alaska

[Maxime @MaxClermnt]

ill never have the chance to hear a mac miller featuring earl sweatshirt song ever again and im in the shower crying

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

7 birdies, 1 eagle, final score of 62

Watch out McIlroy, Tiger is creeping up for first

[Maxime @MaxClermnt]

goodmorning to everyone except toby from the office, lol fuck that guy

[Maxime @MaxClermnt]

@vanessaseguinxo sooo what 1-800 number do I call if I do give a fuck? Very confused

[Maxime @MaxClermnt]

we need a netflix special of guy fierri and gordon ramsay discussing pineapple pizza and if it should be legal or not

[Maxime @MaxClermnt]

we lost the only cure to cancer, vine

[Maxime @MaxClermnt]

@itsnehehem So when adam lavigne said I got the moves like jagger he wasnt implying that he dances like a woman?

[Maxime @MaxClermnt]

ill pay a hefty amount of money for someone’s grandma to make me some potato salad, throw in some peanut butter cookies and I might marry your grandma, who knows?

[Maxime @MaxClermnt]

is that potato salad?

[Maxime @MaxClermnt]

offset’s best verse is on mad stalkers just incase you forgot, the guy was just throwing shit in the studio

[Maxime @MaxClermnt]

@MeGustaJoshua Ya lifelong virginity

[Maxime @MaxClermnt]

word on the street is that wendy’s has the best soup, and this is why you never trust a crackhead