Max Detjens

* trades options like someone at a roulette table with "a system"
* starts businesses and never exits, even when I probably should
* pretty nice to animals

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By 12/31 these will be blamed and punished:

* Influencers in fin & RE
* Teachers of "make $ online"
* Retail investors w/ margin, memes or options (esp. puts)
* Crypto devs, miners, and any w/ an NFT
* Small Landlords

Don't worry. Only if you're effective and aren't connected.

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@FischerKing64 How about a multiple of the median income? You want more money ... Cool; make the citizen's richer.

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@heresyfinancial I defer to your expertise. Two questions:
1. Just because the software is legally required to work that way... does it technically (from a software perspective) have to?
2. Yes, this is a galling new frontier of illegality, but isn't comparable to 'lending money into existence'?

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@heresyfinancial Out of all the games that are played with money I rank this only 'B' tier insane.

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@IanCarrollShow Why have the CB do it when BofA, Citi, JPM, WF etc would want to each have their own digital currency?

Asked another way: Do Central Banks make political donations, or private banks?

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@PathToAwesome I feel good about it.

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By 12/31 these will be blamed and punished:

* Influencers in fin & RE
* Teachers of "make $ online"
* Retail investors w/ margin, memes or options (esp. puts)
* Crypto devs, miners, and any w/ an NFT
* Small Landlords

Don't worry. Only if you're effective and aren't connected.

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@WifeyAlpha New note in my life lessons journal:

Get you a woman who cares about your health and your soul.... and will make cig run for you sometimes.

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It's running behind schedule but here is "it's all short sellers fault" - #NakedShortsWar https://t.co/4Rhv7yrttw

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@unusual_whales obviously we're all outraged about the insider trading

... but lets also agree that an automatic incompetence impeachment should begin for any congress person who is down over 50%

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A few ChatGP3 take aways
1. Accidental admission of an ongoing "general" war between man and machine?
2. The future specific war isn't on the calendar yet.
3. It's clearly learning to deflect.

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@WifeyAlpha https://t.co/CFEUe8JjwP

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@Mayhem4Markets BTD will die only when it becomes a good strategy again.

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@WifeyAlpha Ugh gawd, The Renaissance... amiright?

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Taxes/Deficit shouldn't fund stock buy-backs.

If your company pays even single share in stock options and takes bailouts, contracts, tax credits, or any other penny from the federal government you should prevented from a buy-back in the next or last three years.

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@anandmahindra Traffic sucks.

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@ggreenwald asking for evidence is a micro-aggression.

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@tradingchik @elonmusk how do you know you're not the clone?

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@WallStreetSilv Lord Sausage fingers needs to have his key wound up again.

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@HeardFloor Talking about such a thing sounds like a good way to be found having committed suicide by shooting myself in the back of the head with a weapon not found at the scene.

Also, unrelated... I'm feeling great, totally not suicidal, and a huge admirer of the Clintons.