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Toon fan. Dad. Husband. Busy writing a book. Surrounded by psychopaths. Fuck the Tories

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@GianfrancoShoIa I’d drop him like a hot snot

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@driver62637172 Hate the kid. He’s an embarrassment. And a twat

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Mark Goldbridge reacts to Newcastle goal 🤯💩

1-0

#NEWMUN

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@markgoldbridge Yous are shit

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Fortress St James’. There’s only one United #NUFC

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First time I’ve won the ballot this season. Never mind the ballot fans or the tourists. Fuckin season ticket holders stood and talked to my mate for 43 minutes then went to the toilet. Saying how he’s been going for years and never watched the match yet. Twat #NUFC

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Couldn’t be prouder of them lads #NUFC

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@markgoldbridge With you on this

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Just watched MOTD. Even if Joelinton had scored the sitter of a header it wouldnt have been given coz Bruno was pulling the keepers top. He’s a little tinker and it’s ganna cost us eventually #NUFC

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@AvesteJosh Gordon is light years ahead of Palmer and Isaks name shouldn’t be mentioned in the same sentence as Jackson… and that’s with all of our injuries. We’re better in every department. You’ve spent a lot but on shite and you haven’t actually got a ‘team’ you shouldn’t be beating us

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@AvesteJosh Popenis better than Sanchez. Trippier is better than James. Schar is better than any of their CB’s. Livramento is better than Cucurella. Joelinton is better then Gallagher. Miley proved he’s better than Enzo. Bruno is better than you’re whole team. Isak and Gordon

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#CameronvsTaylor2 what a fight. Both women are warriors. Katy Taylor is the champion of champions

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@generic_gooner @Operawizzylee @markgoldbridge Right enough. The lad is sensational

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@Operawizzylee @markgoldbridge The owners have lost more money running for the bus

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@CFCMod_ @GianfrancoShoIa ‘Owner’ just got evicted

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Played most of the top teams in the first 14 games. Injuries ravaged our squad and Eddie has got us 6 points behind top spot City. If he gets us top 6 this season with the cups and the champions league the mams a genius #NUFC

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@PicturePrfct09 She’s having a shite and thats a path mate

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@kelechnekoff Come on. She’s not exactly done herself proud in any way shape or form