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[Michael Sakowski @Sakowsk1Michael]

Nobody tells you about these jobs when it’s time to choose a career

[m @skitzocat]

the substances abused me first your honor

[tu fav es anticomunista @anticomunistaf]

Gracias Messi 🐐

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

🚨🇵🇹 OFFICIAL! JORGE JESUS STATEMENT:

[Wolf-E🚩🏴Juice Girl @ElleHasAGock]

My big hitters

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Never allow your attitude to be a liability. Be positive and strong. Set your mind on winning-- and keep it there.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

type shit i’m on tonight

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

smoking on that shit that made the Miocene Epic

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

the fist bump at the end is crazy these mfs are pretending to be dumb to dodge taxes
https://t.co/VV4e7GOSyQ

[Mike “the hammer” Blunts @BluntsMike]

Doomscrolling on Twitter instead of reels is the modern day equivalent to reading

[Tukang Mobil Mobilan @MasMasBiassaa]

Toyota had just recreated iconic scene from Cars movie

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

This might be top 5 pics of all time

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

Me and bro looking down the bar at our creamy pints of Guinness being poured

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

We used to get hurricanes all the time. Big, powerful storms—beautiful storms, but they were a disaster. And you know why? Because they didn’t respect America, they thought we were weak. So I called NOAA and FEMA and said “we’re changing it to the Gulf of America, because these hurricanes have gotta stop pushing us around, it’s not good.” And the weather people said “sir, you can’t just change the name of an ocean, it won’t stop the hurricanes, they’re too strong!” But we changed the name and we got Tim Apple to change the maps and now we don’t have hurricanes anymore.

[YIMBYLAND @YIMBYLAND]

Only America has a Cajun Mordor, and that’s why we will win.

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

at the toyota dealership asking them to bring out the trucks ISIS has with the guns on the back

[clarissa @ClarissaDeLune]

NEW CAT JUST DROPPED