Max Heller

[Max Heller @MaxHeller7]

I woke up thinking about the time in high school I was walking in the hall and a girl slipped and fell backwards in front of me and I was too far to try to catch her so I tried to stick my foot out so her head wouldn't hit the floor but instead I just kicked her on her way down🤷‍♂️

[Max Heller @MaxHeller7]

@vavertheraver So profound

[Max Heller @MaxHeller7]

If Twitter makes it through this I’m gonna start tweeting for real… I’ll never take u for granted again ❤️

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Americans will use anything except the metric system.

[Dr Liam Hackett MBE @LiamHALI]

The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

[Max Heller @MaxHeller7]

@bonehugsnirony Hi

[tyag @tyags6]

US presidents of the 21st century as Pixel 4

[Ace Watkins @GamerPres_2024]

If I’ve learned anything from Minecraft, it’s that you can break down structures around you and build them into something new. It’s time we dismantle the racist, hateful elements of America and rebuild them into a 1:1 scale replica of the Millennium Falcon.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

"Truly, from the bottom of my heart, thank you." https://t.co/qHQdhAJmEK

[Max Heller @MaxHeller7]

@Tosborn221 @NICKMERCS @SypherPK @Ninja @actionjaxonbtw Well done lad