Max

A Shit Shocialist

[Max @MaxHoughton]

Great consultation lads, bet we’ve spent millions on branding just to make our badge look like Tyneside United PES 6 badge. Shite. #NUFC

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Every crest has a story. Ours is forged by our city’s history, fuelled by our ambition, and drives us into our future.

We are proud to introduce the new club crest chosen by our supporters to represent Newcastle United.

The new crest will be used from today and will be put in place progressively across physical signage and digital and broadcast platforms over the coming months. It will be in place on our kits for the 2027/28 season.

[Max @MaxHoughton]

@paddypower Plz don’t

[Max @MaxHoughton]

Game is gone

[Max @MaxHoughton]

I swear Egypt are putting together a 7-0 World Cup team:
Zico
Trezeguet
Mo Salah
#2026WorldCup

[Max @MaxHoughton]

A beautiful game of football ruined by PSG getting another dodgy handball decision in their favour. @UEFA corrupt bastards, you can’t allow Al-Khelaïfi, the owner of PSG, be one of your executive committee

[Withnail Jones @withnailjones]

I opened a new Twitter account and selected football as the only subject I’m interested in. I followed one account, Fabrizio Romano. This is the For You feed.

[Max @MaxHoughton]

@bassyboy Gettin! Made my night a lot better after conceding an 88th minute equaliser to Bayer Leverkusen

[Max @MaxHoughton]

@bassyboy Phoar I can’t wait, proper FM legend you!

[Max @MaxHoughton]

Erm… @Spotify why is my most played song a song I’ve never heard or played in my life?

Apparently I’ve played it 14 times 🤔

[Roses In December @RIDNewcastle]

One month today we will play our EP release gig at @3TannersBank - we can't wait, we will be playing all songs from our upcoming EP, Divided and Conquered, including our new single, Inferno 🔥

TICKETS 🎟 https://t.co/qJIciLV2gC

[Roses In December @RIDNewcastle]

Our new single, Inferno, is out now!!! 🔥🥀 https://t.co/qJIciLUur4

[Roses In December @RIDNewcastle]

🚨ANNOUNCEMENT🚨

Friday 26th September is a day for celebration... Max's mother's birthday, Jake's wife's birthday...

And this year and this year only... the release date for our new single, Inferno 🔥🥀

PRE-SAVE NOW: https://t.co/6EOWaJlimF

[RJ @rjNUFC]

When he comes crawling back

[Max @MaxHoughton]

Never been any issue with Chelsea/Strasbourg or Man City/Girona

[Max @MaxHoughton]

I’m not a Palace fan but this fucking stinks, shame on you @UEFA

[Sky Sports Football @SkyFootball]

BREAKING: Crystal Palace have been demoted to the Europa Conference League next season after a UEFA ruling. Sky Sports News understands Palace will appeal this decision via the Court of Arbitration for Sport 🚨

[Max @MaxHoughton]

Kenedy and Rondon are finally reunited, now playing for CF Pachuca in the Club World Cup!

[🎙️ The NUFC Blogcast @NUFCblogcast]

On this day in 2018, Salomon Rondon joined the club on loan.

A firm fan favourite who scored some lovely goals, including this bullet header against Bournemouth.

Still sad we didn’t sign him permanently after that season. #NUFC

[Max @MaxHoughton]

Wow wow wow

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

UNITED ⚫️⚪️

@worflags #wedontdoquiet

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

UNITED ⚫️⚪️

@worflags #wedontdoquiet

[Max @MaxHoughton]

Howay man! Just whack an NUFC sticker on a bottle of aldi Prosecco

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Bespoke. Club. Champagne.

Celebrate like a champion with a bottle of bubbles commemorating our historic Carabao Cup 24/25 win 🍾

Pre-order now (18+ be https://t.co/w0xZHyw3xY) ⤵Bespoke. Club. Champagne.

Celebrate like a champion with a bottle of bubbles commemorating our historic Carabao Cup 24/25 win 🍾

Pre-order now (18+ be https://t.co/w0xZHyw3xY) ⤵Bespoke. Club. Champagne.

Celebrate like a champion with a bottle of bubbles commemorating our historic Carabao Cup 24/25 win 🍾

Pre-order now (18+ be https://t.co/w0xZHyw3xY) ⤵Bespoke. Club. Champagne.

Celebrate like a champion with a bottle of bubbles commemorating our historic Carabao Cup 24/25 win 🍾

Pre-order now (18+ be https://t.co/w0xZHyw3xY) ⤵Bespoke. Club. Champagne.

Celebrate like a champion with a bottle of bubbles commemorating our historic Carabao Cup 24/25 win 🍾

Pre-order now (18+ be https://t.co/w0xZHyw3xY) ⤵Bespoke. Club. Champagne.

Celebrate like a champion with a bottle of bubbles commemorating our historic Carabao Cup 24/25 win 🍾

Pre-order now (18+ be https://t.co/w0xZHyw3xY) ⤵️