@whoisDLK Retired athletes are insane. Pretty sure Maddux could face 27 of me and get a perfect game and probably 5-8 immaculate innings. Mike could punch me so hard that I’d bite my own ear off
bruh tell me why I chose Don't Stop Me Now on the cruise ship karaoke night
like what did I think I was gonna do during the 1 minute 6 second guitar solo
Kitchenaid Artisan Stand Mixer - 10/10
It makes cynthia happy so it makes me happy because she makes me banana bread with it
This is not leaving the counter when we have our own place with a huge kitchen
Kitchenaid Immersion Blender - 9.5/10
I got the corded one and I don't use it often enough to want the battery one (ngl I like corded that way I don't forget to charge it when I need it)
I just need more reasons to pull it out
not me ordering surprise uber eats to my girlfriend for valentines day just to find out she's in a different time zone so I sent the food an hour too early and it's just getting cold on the front porch :')
Creating an onlyfans for a new exclusive friendship tier for perks such as:
-actually sharing my S tier food spots
-"that's rough" now comes with a free "damn"