Max Goldstein

MS, RDN He/Him

[Bob @PoopFromDaButt]

this is why in inglorious basterds they carved swastikas on the survivors heads

[Vivian @suchnerve]

do you ever eat a properly salted meal and suddenly understand why the ancient romans were willing to be paid in salt

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

[Hasty @hastyttv]

THE CHRISTIANS WERE NOT KIDDING. THE RAPTOR IS REAL. ITS HERE. HELP

[Max Goldstein @MaxJGoldstein]

@NicholasLoConte @JRMotorsports Understandable. Great looking hat

[erika @yeeeerika]

the crushing weight of two very manageable tasks

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Horrible man who got his citizens eaten alive but it is only fair to admit that the mayor from Jaws had that shit on. No one on Amity came close to matching his fashion

[Clement Lee, MD, MSc @ClementLeeMD]

I have a master’s in nutrition. Riboflavin is vitamin B2.

If you can’t pronounce it and do not know what it is maybe don’t be our health secretary!

[Patrick @audiohymn]

"Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?" Does Sisyphus like his boulder

[RopesToInfinity @RopesToInfinity]

Hope the guys making this thing are recording a bunch of increasingly ominous audio logs about the process onto individual USB sticks and scattering them around the facility

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

starting the second half of your sandwich is like hell yeah baby let’s run it back

[IRL Loading Screens @IRLoadingScreen]

New Jerseyans know

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

i love lord of the rings because everyone is appreciated. bill the pony who left at moria? fan favourite. a literal siege weapon? fan favourite. middle management orc who lectures saruman? fan favourite. ent on fire who puts itself out in the flood? fan favourite.

[Christopher @molochofficial]

It’s increasingly clear that Ellen DeGeneres was an environmentally significant apex predator in the media ecosystem; she’d have extracted all entertainment value from the Hawk Tuah girl in a 3-minute segment and banished her back to anonymity, maintaining ecological balance

[Admiral Snaccbar 🐙 @Chris_Mench]

Serving shrimp with the tail still on when it’s already mixed into something (pasta, rice, etc) is insane.

[Governor Phil Murphy @GovMurphy]

You’re not even the pizza capital of the tri-state area.

[mo @mofromyt]

“in brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. let those who worship evil's might beware my power, alright alright alright.”