Max Kresek

[Max Kresek @MaxKresek]

I’m just trying to get some good charcuterie material and enjoy my Saturday

[Max Kresek @MaxKresek]

@jalinhyatt lost another one. Trash

[Max Kresek @MaxKresek]

@Giants for the sake of my tv. Sign a damn kicker

[Max Kresek @MaxKresek]

@Giants fire everyone. @JaxsonDart we only love you

[Max Kresek @MaxKresek]

@TalkinYanks Biden administration umpires 😤

[Max Kresek @MaxKresek]

My red flag is I trump dance everyone ymca comes on

[Max Kresek @MaxKresek]

Dominican Republic knows nothing about zyn culture

[Max Kresek @MaxKresek]

Nothing restores faith in humidity like an airport stall zyn

[Max Kresek @MaxKresek]

I live for quality reassurance from the zyn community in airport bathrooms

[Max Kresek @MaxKresek]

Truly something to be said for those who have neck fans

[Max Kresek @MaxKresek]

Establishing arm rest dominance positioning is just something I will never lose in the middle seat on an airplane.

[Max Kresek @MaxKresek]

People really just out here faking an accent their whole life. You sing the exact same as all of us, then just go back to pretending

[Max Kresek @MaxKresek]

I will never understand how people get in car accidents. Gas, breaks and steer people

[Max Kresek @MaxKresek]

2023 and we still got people figuring out roundabouts

[Max Kresek @MaxKresek]

Delta skyline charcuterie at 6am. Don’t mind if I do

[Max Kresek @MaxKresek]

@stoolpresidente * Savannah

Hot take Dave

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Colorado you are missing out. There are these things called pub subs

[Max Kresek @MaxKresek]

Wish I could experience the shit talking amongst barbers.

New Barber-“ damn man did the last guy cut your hair on a tight rope?”

Yup, sure did every time …

[Max Kresek @MaxKresek]

Yea mountains are cool and all but have you ever been shit faced on a beach

[Max Kresek @MaxKresek]

A fly got into my truck back in Savannah. Little does he know I’m not letting him out till Colorado.