Kid Charlemagne

Really banking on a second puberty

[Kid Charlemagne @MaxKunz2]

I just watched “the social dilemma”. All social media formats are psychologically incentivizing our brains to use their product. They do this so they can sell our attention to advertisers. I’m over it and I’m out.

[Kid Charlemagne @MaxKunz2]

@Amyjayyyyyyyyyy This dumb bastard was stoned the whole time

[Kid Charlemagne @MaxKunz2]

@ShelbyLupton I have not been carded ONCE in Florida.

[The Hill @thehill]

#BREAKING: Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg dies https://t.co/twqTL4M1cG

[Kid Charlemagne @MaxKunz2]

@NicGnat

[Kid Charlemagne @MaxKunz2]

Maxwell: 9/10 has an x in it
Max: 10/10 has twice as much x per capita
Maxy: 6/10 I will tolerate this given that I can beat you at an arm wrestle
Maxamatapus: 13/10 this name will raise the old gods, use it wisely or bear the weight when the sky falls on your withered brow

[Wil @WilliamCowser]

William: 7/10 very good. It’s my name but kind of not. Weird unless we’re friends.
Wil: 9/10 the good stuff.
Billiards: 10/10 semi-recent development that I very much love
Wil with One L: 6/10 it’s a part of who I am but it’s getting old
Wilburino: 3/10 unless you’re my mother.

[Kid Charlemagne @MaxKunz2]

@degeneratedeane

[bree @exquisite_eye]

If you had to choose an old picture of you as an album cover what would it be? This would be mine.

[Kid Charlemagne @MaxKunz2]

@curiositynrain

[Kid Charlemagne @MaxKunz2]

It’s really helpful that I can gage my emotional health by how many Eric Andre compilations I’m watching on YouTube

[Kid Charlemagne @MaxKunz2]

@degeneratedeane @somewhatsoft @Airdorf

[Kid Charlemagne @MaxKunz2]

My sister nearly lost her home, but many of her coworkers have lost everything. Anything helps, I just donated $10. ❤️

https://t.co/Y4FzVjMuYI

[Kid Charlemagne @MaxKunz2]

@DaveOGk You’re thinking of Thomas Tuesday.

[Kid Charlemagne @MaxKunz2]

@DaveOGk Thomas Week, 1887. It was originally designed lower the cost of shoelaces.

[Kid Charlemagne @MaxKunz2]

Hot gurl summer really hit the gas this year

[Kid Charlemagne @MaxKunz2]

@MiniGolfWizard Lead with “hey skater, show me how them big tits fart.” You’re welcome

[gabrielle @gabby_nashhh]

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