Max

[Max @MaxLiftDurward]

Baths are torture.
Is this water boarding?
Mommy and Nonna are evil for doing this to me.

I love daddy though, he's nice.

[Max @MaxLiftDurward]

It's been the longest week of my life. Time to lay back with a bottle of warm milk and poop myself. Again.

[Max @MaxLiftDurward]

Sometimes after a poop it's just easier to hop in the shower instead of wiping.

[Max @MaxLiftDurward]

Unpopular opinion: milk is best served body temperature.

[Max @MaxLiftDurward]

I like to eat every 3 hours to keep my metabolism 🔥🔥🔥