Max Moyle

Trader. Gambler. Alcoholic. Degenerate.

[Max Moyle @MaxMoyle]

What most people still don’t get, everything is a shitcoin.

[Max Moyle @MaxMoyle]

Never go full JPow.

[Max Moyle @MaxMoyle]

@leadlagreport Few understand that if you’ve determined someone’s not old enough to drink, they’re probably also not old enough to be saddled with hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt…

[Max Moyle @MaxMoyle]

@elonmusk You gonna let a sandwich shop outdo you, Elon? I’m always down to get a stupid big Tesla, Dogecoin, or _____ tattoo.

[Max Moyle @MaxMoyle]

@JohnyPizzaParty @CryptoCobain Feel free to send me that $10k and I’ll be sure to pass it on.

[Max Moyle @MaxMoyle]

@CheapOair I have been on hold for hours each day for the past week as I’ve tried to make a simple name change to a booking. My flight is tomorrow and still on hold. Completely unacceptable.

[Jebus @Jebus]

Marcus Aurelius was an Opium addict and tamed the Germanic front.

Freud smoked cigars every day and laid the foundations for modern psychology.

Hunter Biden smokes crack and made 50k a month on the board of a company.

Maybe calm down with trying to be perfect.

[Max Moyle @MaxMoyle]

@GoogleStore Ordered pixelbook on Dec 30 during promotion and payment didn’t go through. Get an error message every time I click fix payment button and now customer service wants me to reorder and pay $250. Not cool.

[Max Moyle @MaxMoyle]

@BradCook53 trying to get ahold of you on Facebook but my messages won't go through. Weights still available? https://t.co/eVbEoiQcol

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride.

[฿ukowski. @rdtajj]

1. Leave crypto for good.
2. Fork a lot of girlcoins.
2. Alcohol infused coma for 3 years.
4. Wake up, check btc price.
5. Profit.

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo. And somebody was giving booze to these god damn things!

[Max Moyle @MaxMoyle]

@gofooji @ToyotaRacing 🍕#ToyotaNation

[Roger Ver @rogerkver]

Considering Voting? Remember:

[Max Moyle @MaxMoyle]

@BenandLaurenTV @gofooji 🍕🌹#BenandLaurenPromotion

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

On some days you will be lucky and only break your fingers and make a fool of yourself.

[Max Moyle @MaxMoyle]

@cryptillian yeah.

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

Where would the world be if all men had sought security and not taken risks or gambled with their lives?

[Jay Allen @a_man_in_black]

soylent is the bitcoin of food