Mr Moyagi

that’s what they call me

[Mr Moyagi @MaxMoyy]

@AuntyDonnaBoys Zac is eyeing off the cheese, got a feeling he might not leave room for dinner.

[Mr Moyagi @MaxMoyy]

I’m him

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@lachie9kerr @ChelseaFC I’m sure they’ll feel motivated to do it after seeing this tweet!!

[Mr Moyagi @MaxMoyy]

@CryptoHunterOG Don’t give up yet

[Mr Moyagi @MaxMoyy]

@NathanBazzani8 Did you ask this woman to stop her daily commute with her kids so you could take a photo for twitter?

[Mr Moyagi @MaxMoyy]

@NathanBazzani8 Get in there lad

[Mr Moyagi @MaxMoyy]

@datmartyboi @CryptoHunterOG I also want an answer for this

[Ben Hunter 🇦🇺 @Ben_Hunterr]

@datmartyboi You being left with zero bitches

[Mr Moyagi @MaxMoyy]

finalmente lo logré

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Sunny Monday afternoon and these PTOs are hassling everyone about their mykis after they saw them walk through the gate where you have to touch on to get in. Can u just fucken leave me alone and let me enjoy the day

[Mr Moyagi @MaxMoyy]

@ngoloyoko @HumansNoContext Never heard that one mate, got the Spotify link?

[Mr Moyagi @MaxMoyy]

@ACourts13 1am start is prime time

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@NathanBazzani8 @NoContextHumans @ACourts13 You’re already enough of a dickhead mate, didn’t need to put one on you

[Mr Moyagi @MaxMoyy]

@fuckedupfoods @NathanBazzani8 I’d put this in the jockets of my Jorts, or maybe into a jurse or jallet.

[Mr Moyagi @MaxMoyy]

No more Zambreros at my uni, I think it’s pretty obvious the only option left is just to kill myself

[Mr Moyagi @MaxMoyy]

Can’t believe you’ve gotta pay to get on a ferry, like fuck you’re goin that way anyway can u just give me a lift

[Mr Moyagi @MaxMoyy]

@GoodReddit @lachie9kerr

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@ACourts13 That Woolworths marinated chicken is goated

[Mr Moyagi @MaxMoyy]

@VoltzHarry Just a hungry man

[Mr Moyagi @MaxMoyy]

Why do they even bother give me a table at a buffet, just let me eat that shit out the trough like a feral farm animal

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@CryptoHunterOG Thanks brother

[Mr Moyagi @MaxMoyy]

Let’s fucking go