Max

[mani @pitchtheb4by]

like she was THEEE baddest bitch i’m so hurt rn

[Max @MaxMuhlenkamp]

@waitmaya 31

[Max @MaxMuhlenkamp]

Good things only feel good after you’ve done the hard thing

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned

[Max @MaxMuhlenkamp]

This is my idea of hell on earth

[Max @MaxMuhlenkamp]

“If I were a boy I’d probably still like boys” -Beyoncé #happypridemonth

[Max @MaxMuhlenkamp]

https://t.co/bM0zHaC6xz

[Max @MaxMuhlenkamp]

You could be here today and gone tomorrow. No matter your age, live each day as if it were your last ♥️

[Bravo @BravoTV]

Overcoming getting over one less hour of sleep.

[Max @MaxMuhlenkamp]

One of the most annoying parts of being a single adult is figuring out what the hell I’m gonna eat today.

[Max @MaxMuhlenkamp]

I hate prissy mean gays. You’re making us look bad out here

[Max @MaxMuhlenkamp]

You’ll never catch me out on the weekend without a smile plastered on my face, enthusiastic to talk to anyone that’s willing to spark a conversation. If you’re miserable keep that ass at home

[Max @MaxMuhlenkamp]

People ask what Max is short for and i tell them absolutely nothing

[Max @MaxMuhlenkamp]

Go to bed Max no one cares babe

[Max @MaxMuhlenkamp]

I get irrationally pissed when restaurants forget my extra sauces. Keep it, i don’t even want it anymore .

[Max @MaxMuhlenkamp]

I’m the darkest shade of winter blue dreaming of sunshine on lakes on pontoons

[grant👨🏻‍🦱 @urdadssidepiece]

Me telling my kids about the 14 hour TikTok ban

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Caitlin Hale and Angelo Massagli, who played Marta and Frankie in the film School of Rock, got married over the weekend.

[Max @MaxMuhlenkamp]

@crumbl 🎯🍪