Max Murphy

Don't count the days, make the days count.

[CrimBarrister @CrimBarrister]

🤯

Words fail me.

I know it's April Fool's Day but this is real. Judges at Brum CC were apparently not warned in advance either.

How many cases have been unable to proceed today? We should all be astonished by this farce but this is HMCTS and the MOJ, so of course we're not.

[Max Murphy @MaxMurphy19]

@JacEvansLaw @_P94_ Hahah I’d have saved them pens! 😂

[Max Murphy @MaxMurphy19]

@jodie_richards @barboraderi Our phones must be listening to our conversations!

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Beautiful.

Kevin Sinfield carried Rob Burrow over the finish line at the end of the first Rob Burrow Leeds Marathon 🥹

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

It’s Rivaldo’s birthday today. You remember him.

The Greatest Hat-Trick Of All Time.

⚽️ Free-kick
⚽️ 25-yarder
⚽️ Scissorbastard

Filthier than a badger’s toenails.

[Max Murphy @MaxMurphy19]

@imacelebrity @BabatundeComedy @jodie_richards 😂

[Max Murphy @MaxMurphy19]

@mercifuhlfps @jodie_richards recognise this place?

[Max Murphy @MaxMurphy19]

@FplGlynn1970 @FPLMattW I have exactly the same team and am debating similar moves. Robertson to cucurella/walker, Neto up to martinelli and saka to Diaz - prefer 3 Liverpool or 3 Arsenal. However, it’s a -4 and due to price changes the move will £0.4m more 🤦‍♂️ what you thinking?

[Max Murphy @MaxMurphy19]

Perhaps the most astonishing executive summary of a high court judgment I’ve read - £13m in legal fees, a solicitor leaking his own client’s privileged documents to the Serious Fraud Office to aid their enquiry into that client and that’s not all of it! It’s worth a read 👀

[JR Levins @JRLevinsLaw]

Judgment summary: https://t.co/tYjAFMlIy8

[Tony Bellew @TonyBellew]

The min he pulls that knife is the min the people around him need to shout WTF are you doing!! Stop this now!! Our country has a MAJOR problem with knives and youths carrying them!! It needs addressing NOW! This is horrific.. 😔

#NoMoreKnives #SpeakUp #WeaponsDownGlovesUp

[Max Murphy @MaxMurphy19]

@jodie_richards 😂

[Around Liverpool @aroundliv]

Someone just asked us to share this what happened this morning.

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

Throwback to one of the greatest jokes ever told 😂

[Max Murphy @MaxMurphy19]

@10InfoBlaugrana @JacEvansLaw the dink at the end 👌

[Max Murphy @MaxMurphy19]

@skinxarelli This is a belting photo - conditions good? 🎿

[Max Murphy @MaxMurphy19]

@lewishay17 @JacEvansLaw 😂

[Kon @Konate_FPL]

Captained Salah vs Leicester - Misses a pen
- Wildcard -
Sell Salah + Bench Jota for Raphinha
- Triple up on Everton -
DCL - Misses a pen
Gray - Blanks
Pickford - 1 pointer

So far so good.

[Sacha Lord @Sacha_Lord]

A Freedom of Information Request has now been sent to No.10.

I want to know who attended these Xmas Parties and if we, the tax payers, paid for all the food and alcohol.

They have 20 days to respond.