Max Mustermann

[Max Mustermann @MaxMust43416213]

@faridxw I used to pray for times like this

[Max Mustermann @MaxMust43416213]

@ramzanrachmat @8bdrssss I love your crying
It makes me happy🥰

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇦🇷 LEO MESSI HAT-TRICK ON OPENING 6TH WORLD CUP GAME.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

He was murdered

[Max Mustermann @MaxMust43416213]

@S04Jason Der hat fast 200 Elfmetertore, das ist krank

[Manuel Ostermann @M_Ostermann]

Wer unsere Kolleginnen und Kollegen derart durch den Dreck zieht, der bekommt es mit der Deutschen Polizeigewerkschaft zu tun.
Möglicherweise darf Jan Böhmermann sich jetzt intensiver erklären.

[Max Mustermann @MaxMust43416213]

@crowbrss @MontanaBlack ???

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🔵✨ Cole Palmer’s picks in an interview with Goal…

“I wanted to be Lionel Messi when I was a kid”.

“Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo? For me, Lionel Messi”. 🇦🇷

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨🎙️| Cristiano Ronaldo wasn't happy about being left out of Antonio Cassano's all-time top 10, with Cassano revealing that he received both a text and a voice message from Ronaldo himself 😳📲

"I said Ronaldo is No1, the Brazilian. Cristiano Ronaldo doesn’t make my top five, or even top ten, because for me the quality of a player is another thing."

"Next thing, I finish the work I was doing and I get a text message from a +34 number, that’s Spain. It’s a list of all the trophies, goals and statistics."

"Then he sends me a voice note, telling me, ‘You disrespected me, don’t do anything like that again. You only scored 150 goals, you only won four trophies.’ Perfect."

"So I answer him. I say, ‘Dear Cristiano, listen to me. You think I disrespected you, I just don’t like you as a player. What’s the problem?’"

"He went to the trouble of messaging me, imagine."

[via The BSMT Podcast]

[StatMuse FC @statmusefc]

Cristiano Ronaldo major tournament career:

21 knockout matches
3 goals

Averaging 1 goal per 7 games.

[Max Mustermann @MaxMust43416213]

@OneFootball Messi

[Max Mustermann @MaxMust43416213]

I #VoteMessi for @MLS Player of the Matchday!

[‏Mohammed @AbuOmar_FCB]

How many likes does this picture deserve?

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

I don’t like to comment on petty internet drama but did Ishowspeed really just scare a man’s baby on purpose?

Screamed in a babies face?

Then got his big guards to intimidate the father?

Bro these clowns are out of control.

Disgusting.

[Barça Worldwide @BarcaWorldwide]

LIONEL MESSI IS NOW THE MOST SUCCESSFUL FOOTBALLER IN HISTORY

[All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 @AlbicelesteTalk]

Wow one of the best tribute videos made by @KitoKP about Ángel Di María's upcoming last game for the Argentina National Team tomorrow. 🇦🇷🩵

I added English subtitles, enjoy 🫶

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Messi and Ronaldo when it's win or go home time in major tournaments 😮

[StatMuse FC @statmusefc]

Leo Messi in his last 3 major tournament knockouts:

9 Games
12 G/A
7 Goals
5 Assists

[Scurrows @Scurrows]

Ihr habt ja sicherlich mitbekommen, dass der Neandertaler CanBroke auf mich reagiert hat, nachdem ich ihn Neandertaler genannt habe, weil er eine Frau die von ihrem Ex Ehemann verprügelt und misshandelt wurde, tot beleidigt und fertig gemacht hat.

Danach hat er wie zu erwarten wie ein Neandertaler reagiert. Die nächsten 1:30 Min sind für dich.

PS: Du bist nicht Allah, du entscheidest nicht wer ins Paradies kommt. Du bist auch kein Prophet oder irgendwas. Du bist ein Neandertaler der ins Mikrofon schreit.

LG German G