Max Myzar

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. If Cathleen is into me and I’m unable to run my mouth the right way then I’ll consider jumping off a bridge.

[Max Myzar @MaxMyzar]

@davidhogg111 You’re a liar. Your move to change the age limit on assault rifles is motivated by your “want to be” political career. Join the armed services, pansy. I’ll have a lot more respect for you. Currently I see you as a person I wouldn’t respect.

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@Amondi_y Well when God removed Rachel he replaced her with Kathleen. I’m satisfied so long as I actually land this one. I will marry Kathleen without a second thought and or without the blink of an eye.

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@naiivememe @LOL

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@davidhogg111 Not as big a deal as your crisis acting… Your team attempted to start a movement based on false pretenses… You’re no better than George Bush

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@CIA I don’t think I’d ever get tired of having sex and hanging out with Kathleen. I’m dead serious.

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@davidhogg111 Buy a gun already.

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@IAmSteveHarvey I’ll try to remember that one…

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@IAmSteveHarvey Great one…

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@ck_SNARKs Exactly…

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@Dennis_Porter_ Probably…

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@elonmusk I need to get laid.

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@CIA The neighbor girl is jealous of Kathleen.

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@CIA It’d be great if Kathleen were that one person to bring/give me all kinds of happiness and joy. She’d feel special. I’m like a puppy trapped in a play pen and I’m excited because I know people are about to come let me out. I’d be all over Kathleen licking and jumping on her.

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@naiivememe @LOL

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@CIA I dreamed about Kathleen this morning. I’m not joking.

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@CIA Another plus if I were to marry Kathleen is that by the time my child hits 16 and 17 years old, I’ll already have a taste of what to do and how to treat them. Kathleen is really hot.

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@CIA If I married Kathleen, I’d talk to her about me joining the Army/Military or something. It could be fun? I’d want to get stationed abroad with her.

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@neiltyson Proof of shill…

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@cryptojack @Monero

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@jbrowder1 @SpeakerPelosi Madame? Choice word there. You’re standing next to a kind of Black Plague.