Max

Fruity Global Technologist

[J.P. Morgan @jpmorgan]

J.P. Morgan + SpaceX= Largest IPO

Congratulations to the @spaceX team on this milestone, we were proud to serve as a lead bookrunner on the transaction.

[Max @MaxNetSyd]

@TRobinsonNewEra Terrible Humans all round

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

A gang targeted, lured and gang raped two young girls at knifepoint while they filmed it and laughed while they took turns.

One of the girls said "All I want to do is die, I no longer have fear for when that comes"

All of them spared a prison sentence today!

Wtf is going on?

[Max @MaxNetSyd]

@Panagiotou90St @elonmusk Meanwhile in Australia-https://t.co/FlUEbI7OYy.

[Max @MaxNetSyd]

@elonmusk Don't cry over spilt milk

[Max @MaxNetSyd]

@elonmusk Hmmm

[Bob @BobBurn97207272]

Dear Muslims of the Australia.
My family and I have decided to move to a Muslim country. We haven’t picked which one yet — we’re still shopping for the best benefits package.
Obviously, all my neighbours want to come too. And their neighbours. And their mates. And their mates’ mates. Before you know it, half of Australia will be turning up with suitcases and a vague sense of entitlement.
As a large Christian community, we’ll need a few small adjustments:
Please start building churches immediately. Proper ones with bells. Loud bells.
We’ll also need certain streets closed once a year for our processions. Don’t worry, it’s not five times a day — we’re not animals.
Every supermarket must stock proper pork, bacon, sausages, and baked beans. We are a minority now, so you’ll just have to be understanding and accommodating of our way of life.
We’re bringing all the dogs. Expect many happy Labradors shitting on your pavements. You’ll need dog parks, and you’ll need to smile while we walk them past your mosques.
While we’re at it, your religious holidays are a bit… much. They might offend the Christian community, so we’d appreciate it if you could quietly bin them. Thanks.
In schools and workplaces, our children and staff must be allowed to wear large crucifixes, eat ham sandwiches in the canteen, and generally radiate Christian vibes without anyone clutching their pearls. We also demand prayer rooms in every building, plus translators because we can’t be bothered learning Arabic.
If any of this is refused, please send a list of police station addresses so we can report you for discrimination, Christianphobia, and general nastiness.
One more thing: if my kids burn your flag because Australis just won at football, please be understanding. I’ll give them a really stern telling-off. Maybe even make them write “sorry” 50 times.
Finally, we’d like generous benefits, free housing, and pocket money while we “integrate” over the next three generations. Work is optional, obviously.
Appreciate your tolerance in advance. After all, diversity is our strength!
Yours faithfully,
A Very Reasonable Christian

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Major

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

A Pakistani taxi driver in Canada tells a woman that if they were in Pakistan, he would kidnap and rape her, but since they’re in Canada, he cannot do anything.

Look how casually he says that, like it’s a normal thing in his culture.

Is this what multiculturalism means?!

[Max @MaxNetSyd]

@JesusSavesUs777 This is New Zealand not Australia

[Max @MaxNetSyd]

@Americastops76 @WHLeavitt The quran is instructions for a medieval battle in the 7th century. MHMD was a military leader.

[Honey 🛼 @honeymoon250]

🚨Everyone's opinion matters👇

What are your thoughts???

[Malcolm Roberts 🇦🇺 @MRobertsQLD]

Surely if you can't speak English to a satisfactory level, you shouldn't be issued with an Australian driver’s licence.

It's the responsibility of drivers to ensure they can read and understand road signs and directions.

There are plenty of courses provided by the government for people to improve their skills.

The safety of Australians should be prioritised over political grandstanding.

What are your thoughts?

[Max @MaxNetSyd]

@TRobinsonNewEra If they ignore our laws then out!

[Rakesh Krishnan Simha @ByRakeshSimha]

Every child and parent's worst nightmare. A 13 year old Australian schoolgirl was subjected to 5 hours of nonstop bullying by three female students - one or more of whom were wearing the hijab. The victim has spoken out about the terrifying episode which saw her punched, made to bark like a dog and her head forced into a toilet. The girl said she thought she was going to be die and in desperation she called her mom. The mother informed the principal of what was going on in the school bathroom but the principal did nothing. These students, along with their families, must be deported. Imagine being welcomed as refugees and instead of being thankful, you try to kill Australians. Not a shred of decency.

[Ryan Dally @Ryandally08]

A plane that left Sydney headed for Kuala Lumpur was forced to return to Australia after threats from a Muslim man.

The man screamed "My name is Mohammed, slave of Allah. Are you a slave of Allah?"

Is this the diversity Albo keeps bragging about?

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

The bravery of these people is astounding. They're light in what lately has felt like a very dark world.

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

Austrian president says all women should wear a hijab to show solidarity with Muslims:

“With increasing Islamophobia, we may have to ask ALL women to wear a headscarf to show solidarity with those who do so for religious reasons.”

This is mental illness.

[Red 🎸 @RedLeaderRobby]

@elonmusk

[Max @MaxNetSyd]

@Miss_Halimatu Sorry, but No! Peace is defined as a state of Harmony in the absense of hostility and violence.