Max On The Plane

Finnish 🇫🇮 & English 🇬🇧/🇺🇸.
Wannabe stand up comedian, wannabe drummer.

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Honest opinion:
If you don't understand sarcasm, you deserve to be offended.

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@karanbirtinna I'm no expert, but I guess the logic is the same as in turning on anything, so I'll go with "try that thing on the top that looks like a button".

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@JoniSuikeli

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Ever read your old tweets and go "Man, than was a quality tweet. Shame no one saw it.", or is it just me?

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MATTHEW: you haven’t touched your food

JESUS: I’m not hungry probably just gonna wait for the next supper

JUDAS [nervously]: maybe some potatoes at least

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@JoniSuikeli Ylen Urheilun spell check tuntuisi tarvitsevan korjausta välittömäasti...

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#ThorLoverAndThunder spoilers out of context.

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@DahbiZak @Xephyrtv @incelReplies

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@MeusliC @opinionated53 @kevinshepherd1 @Savecod @PrancingHound The Romans knew not to bend their knee to bicyclists.

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@EpicVoiceGuy Hoping to watch this on a flight tomorrow, otherwise might have to caugh $7 for the digital rent... maybe.

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@ahonen_p @MiiaMustang @EAaltola Alkaa olemaan Ämeriikän meininkiä siinä kohtaan.

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@JasonPa111 @UltraFringe @castterry73 There's a reason no one has invaded Switzerland in the last 80years and that's because no dictator is crazy enough to attack their own bank.

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How I see the government, whenever they raise taxes:

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@TuomasEnbuske @jyrkikatainen Onko tämä joku "wall of dicks" keräilysarja?

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@sheikkine @hsfi Ongelmana on että ehdottamallasi otsikolla klikkien määrä tippuisi huomattavasti.

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@MinkkinenMinna Sveitsistä olisi hyvä ottaa mallia miten he selättivöt heroiiniepidemian '80-90' luvulla.
Käsitykseni mukaan Sveitsissä ei ole ollut yhtään heroiinin yliannostuskuolemaa laki-/käytäntöuudistuksen jälkeen.

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@KalleMikkola @TuomasEnbuske Jury määräsi JD:lle 10+5 miljoonaa korvaukset, nutta tuomari laski 5 miljoonan 350k:hon, koska se on Virginian osavaltion maksimi summa "puntitive damages" tapauksissa.

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@KatieDeal99 Been there. Caffeine withdrawal headache is terrible and only caffeine will make it better.
Gradual reduction can help with the problem to go away overtime, but it's hard.

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Can someone explain how perjury works in the US?
For example who is responsible for pressing charges, if there is suspision of one committing perjury?

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@ShutUpAmanda I'm unfamiliar with the US law regarding perjury, but could her testimonies during the trial open a whole new can of worms for her?
To my understanding there was cases during this ordeal, where she was lying under oath.