Max Caulfield

Aspiring photographer, lover of indie music, struggling student. I also belong to Chloe Price (she told me to include that.)

[Max Caulfield @MaxOuroboros]

@VictoriaOuro

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@ChloeOuroboros Chloe update: huge fucking dork

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@ChloeOuroboros I am PAINFULLY aware, babe.

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@WarrenOuroboros @VictoriaOuro I think it means not to cry and to dance.

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@WarrenOuroboros @ChloeOuroboros Guys please

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@WarrenOuroboros @ChloeOuroboros HEY don’t speak to your mother that way

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@ChloeOuroboros My girlfriend, the rain dance queen. Let’s go splash puddles?

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@VictoriaOuro @KateOuroboros @ChloeOuroboros Dammit Chloe. I like how whenever I hear you laugh from the other room, I immediately look at my phone to see what you did.

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Will be resuming the Ouroboros twitter accounts shortly to match up with current story progress of Ch. 59 !

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@ChloeOuroboros I REFUSE TO BELIEVE SPHYGMOMANOMETER IS A WORD SOMEONE THOUGHT SHOULD EXIST OKAY

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TFW you accidentally make Blackwell much safer by accidentally drawing attention to the fact that the door to the roof wasn't locked.

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@KateOuroboros @ChloeOuroboros Don't listen to her, Kate. We'll be on our best behavior. I'm even bringing cookies!

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When your girlfriend thinks she's Thor and keeps shocking you with static electricity >_>

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@ChloeOuroboros Yeah but by that point we changed it to You Shook Me All Night Long, duh.

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@ChloeOuroboros @KateOuroboros @VictoriaOuro LOL babe stop

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@VictoriaOuro Congrats Vic! I've been storing up a great high five for you.

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@WarrenOuroboros @ChloeOuroboros @KateOuroboros Dammit no you are RUINING ALL OF THESE MOVIES!!!

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Freezing cold + night time + seeing all the pretty house decorations + this song + beautiful gf = magical experience https://t.co/WDQRyF8UiA

[TomorrowHeart @TomorrowHeart]

Starting now, I'm "resetting" the Ouroboros accounts to disregard real life date and time so they'll be closer(ish?) to the story.

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Another rogue roll of TP in the hallway. We could make a whole new forest with all the wasted toilet paper. Does that sound too preachy? :s